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Daily Criminal - Swingers

Do These Look Like The Faces Of 3 Swingers Seeking A Dog For Sex On Craig’s List?

Daily Criminal Patricia Jay

Deputies arrested Shane Walker, 38, his wife Sarah Dae, 34, and Dae’s reported lover Robert Aucker, 29, on the charge of conspiracy to commit bestiality, the Daily Mail reports. The arrest was the result of an undercover operation that went on for weeks as the three used Craigslist […]

Page 7 Girl - Ashley Ricardo

Page 7 Girl – Ashley Ricardo

Page 7 Girls Patricia Jay



Who Doesn’t Love A Good Bikini Contest?

Events Patricia Jay


Kids Say The Darndest Things…

Funny Patricia Jay

Or, in these cases, write the darndest things.  Some of these test answers are hilarious!  


Men Can Fix Anything . . .

Funny Patricia Jay

Oh ladies, how would we ever survive without our men? They can fix anything! Check out all of the manly brilliance -

bear with us

Please Bear With Us, Chronic Lovers!

Publishers Letter Patricia Jay

Do you guys like the new site? Kid Chronic made major updates to SFLchronicle.com and now it’s time for him to treat himself & his staff – CHRONIC NATION is getting a new office!! Please bear with us while The Kid mans up and gets […]


Angelina Jolie Harassed For Frail Figure

Entertainment Patricia Jay

With 3,399 tweets per minute, Jolie’s figure was definitely the talk of the Oscars last Sunday. Viewers & fans feel she looks a bit skinny — strutting her stuff in a stunning black Atelier Versace gown with a larger-than-life slit — but we at the Chronicle […]

Donald Talbott

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Who Bit His Friend’s Ear Off In An Argument?

Daily Criminal Patricia Jay

It all went down at the good ol’ Quality Inn Hotel. Long story short — Donald Talbott, age 23, has been arrested and held without bond in the Dearborn County Law Enforcement Center in Indiana on charges of battery resulting in serious bodily injury, and disorderly conduct AKA: […]

Happy Birthday Kid Chronic!!

Happy Birthday Kid Chronic!!!!

Featured Patricia Jay

It’s KiD CHRONiC’S BiRTHDAY TODAY!   Make sure to show him some LOVE! Hit up his EMAiL, FACEBOOK, or swing by the Chronic Office & bring him presents! He likes Parliaments, Coors Light, Dutch Masters, Stoli Vodka, Fritos (scoops only) and plain chocolate  Häagen-Dazs ice cream.   – […]

Weather Report Sun FEB 26

Sunday Funday Weather Report

News Patricia Jay

  To Tan Or Not To Tan?


When 1 Gallon Of Gas Costs More Than A Lap Dance — Kid Chronic Better Buy Me A Scooter

News Patricia Jay

Gas prices continue to rise and we the people of SFL continue to get screwed! The national average is LOWER than the Florida average, and the Florida average is LOWER than the South Florida average. What does this country think? Being tan, beautiful, and stuffed […]



Gifs Patricia Jay

Now Get Out There & Do Something Awesome!

Ashley Long

14-Year-Old Girl Dies After Inhaling Helium

News Patricia Jay

Last Saturday, in a small southwestern town in Oregon, Ashley Long lied to her parents about going to a sleepover & instead headed to her last hoo-rah. The preteens were having cocktails when someone busted out an 8-gallon helium canister


Kate Upton Channels Her Inner Marilyn

Killer Babes Patricia Jay

Kate Upton takes on the iconic look of Marilyn Monroe for Muse Magazine and blows Lindsey Lohan out of the water! Lindsey looks like a straight-up skank compared to these sexy photos of Kate. Sorry, it had to be said.

Rare Glimpse Inside A Chinese Condom Factory

News Patricia Jay

Does any of this look sanitary? These photos were taken inside one of the largest condom factories in China – SAFEDOM. They are hoping to sell 1 billion condoms this year. Enjoy.     . . BUZZfeed. .


Damn, I Feel Cute Right Now – MiRROR SHOT!

Killer Babes Patricia Jay

These girls just couldn’t help themselves. Que fish-face.


Holy Cow Courtney Cox Loves Ranch Dressing

Entertainment Patricia Jay

Check out Courtney Cox drink a bowl of ranch on an episode of Anderson Cooper. This bitch loves condiments! With a body like hers, I doubt this happens often!

The Ball Buster

That's Gotta Hurt Patricia Jay

The title says it all . . . but wtf was he expecting with a dumbass move like that? The Ball Buster brought to you by


Exactly Why Your Nose Runs . .

Funny Patricia Jay

It makes sense .



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Today's InstaBabe of the Day is NATALIE_ROSER!!! To be considered for InstaBabe of the Day follow PrintKiller on Instagram!!!


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