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Beer Company Makes a Christmas Tree Out of Kegs

News Kid Chronic

Pure genius!

NYPD Officers Killed

Two NYPD Officers Killed in Backlash Ambush

New York Kid Chronic

Backlash from the recent police brutality murders and the lack of judicial response has turned deadly. A vigilante out for justice killed two NYPD officers today in cold blood, then shortly later killed himself in a New York subway. We now officially have a war […]

florida man electrocuted by wedding ring

Florida Man Killed by Wedding Ring

Florida Kid Chronic

Just one more reason not to get married… This poor bastard was killed when his wedding ring touched an electrical wire, while installing a dishwasher for his in-laws.

the interview backlash

Americans Are Fired Up That Sony Pussied Out and Cancelled “The Interview”

Movie Kid Chronic

Sony has such little class and fortitude it’s mind blowing.

Lennon Lacy

COMMON SENSE: Lennon Lacy Was The Victim of a Lynching

News Kid Chronic

A black male in an interracial relationship in the South winds up hung in the park and guess what? No charges have been filed… In an interview with the Daily Mail, Lennon Lacy’s girlfriend said she believes their relationship led to his murder, and that […]

North Korean Sony Hacks

Congressman Finds The Level of North Korean Sony Hacks Surprising

Interviews Kid Chronic

The hacks are surprising, but not as surprising as America cowering in fear and cancelling the movie.

Blimps Are Being Launched to Protect DC

Army Blimps Are Being Launched to Protect DC

News Kid Chronic

The United States Army is adding a new layer to Washington DC’s air defense.

ISIS

Three High-Level ISIS Leaders Killed by United States Air Strike

News Kid Chronic

All I have to say about this is good, I’m glad! ISIS is a ridiculously awful organization and it should be destroyed.

smithfield foods

DISTURBING: Smithfield Factory Farms Exposed

Health Kid Chronic

How is it possible this is still legal and happening in America? We are literally letting the corporations spray pig piss on us.

North Korea

Any Theater Who Won’t Show “The Interview” is Run By a Bunch of Pussies

Movie Kid Chronic

Grow a pair of balls already, America. What are we going to do? Cancel every movie Kim Jong Un doesn’t like?

Capture

Cuba and U.S. Swap Prisoners

News Lois Lane

The Obama administration announced a landmark deal with Cuba, in which the latter released U.S. contractor Alan Gross, who had been held in Cuba since 2009. The deal is set to loosen travel and economic restrictions, in what officials called the most sweeping change in […]

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Miami-Dade: 7 Men Abduct 16-Year-Old School Girl…Force Her Into A Week Of Prostitution Horror

News Flipzide

A 16-year-old girl, who had been missing since December 4th, was found and revealed to police that she was taken to multiple locations in northwest Miami-Dade County, where she was drugged with cocaine, molly, marijuana, alcohol, and was forced into a week of sexual prostitution […]

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Taliban Attack School In Pakistan…132 Children Massacred

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132 Children and nine Staff Members were killed in a Taliban Attack on a Pakistan military-run school. The ages of the victims were, on average, between 10 and 20 years of age. The attack took place in the early morning hours as a small group […]

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As Russian Ruble Plummets…Vladimir Putin Vows Massive Military Spending Increase

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The Russian Ruble dropped an historic 20% in value today against the US dollar, which means the value of the Ruble is now down 60% in value as to where it was last January, the largest drop in 16 years. Many experts are saying the […]

Capture

Lauren Hill, The Voice Behind Brain Cancer, and Her Goal To Reach $1 Million

News Lois Lane

Lauren Hill was diagnosed with brain cancer, specifically DIPG (Diffuse Intrinsic Pontine Glioma), yet she is determined to be the voice of this disease that has not had any research done in the past 30 years.

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Minnesota College Student Freezes To Death

News Lois Lane

20-year-old college student Sandra Lommen died of hypothermia after passing out in the cold in Northwestern Minnesota.

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U.S. Marine Goes on Killing Spree in Philadelphia….6 Dead…Killer Still at Large

News Flipzide

Bradley William Stone, a decorated marine, who served his country as recently as 2011, went on mass murder multiple location killing spree in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The killings began approximately at 4am Monday Morning when Stone shot his ex-wife and then he went on to 2 […]

Young Black Male Was Lynched

Young Black Male Was Lynched, Local Government Says it Was Suicide

News Kid Chronic

OBV there is more to this story, it sure looks like a lynching to me…

Brooklyn Bridge Blocked

Brooklyn Bridge Blocked: Anti-police Brutality Protesters Swarm NYC

New York Kid Chronic

How much lounger must this go on before we get fundamental police reform?

ISIS

ISIS Publishes Female Slave Pamphlet

News Kid Chronic

ISIS is insanely bold when publishing absolutely crazy ideas.

CIA Torture Techniques

CIA Torture Techniques Are Much Worse Than We Previously Thought

News Kid Chronic

Water boarding, sleep deprivation, and extreme isolation.

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Christmas in Florida what a weird experience... It's like having the Winter Olympics in the Bahamas, or wearing flip flops in Colorado, or going skiing in July. Something about green grass, lights on palm trees, and people drinking Coronas in December slightly unnatural. That's the one thing the Northern states have over the South, great Christmas weather. Well, that and good bagels, pizza, and Chinese food. Lord knows those are hard to find in the South!

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