ISIS Calls For “Lone Wolf” Attacks on the United States

News Kid Chronic

ISIS calls on its members to attack the United States in lone wolf attacks. I call on America to bomb them back into the stone age!

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White House Fence Jumper Had 800 Rounds of Ammo, Was Arrested with a Sniper Rifle and White House Map Previously

News Kid Chronic

This guy jumped the fence, and made it all the way in the front door that was for some reason unlocked!

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Iraq War Vet Tries to Run Into the White House with a Knife

News Kid Chronic

Can you believe this guy made it all the way into the White House without being shot? I would have thought he would be dead as soon as he jumped the fence and ran towards the door!

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Scotland Votes to Stay Part of Britain

News Kid Chronic

A century old dream of Scottish independence was shot down by the Scot’s yesterday. A record turnout of voters decided it was better for the country to remain part of the Britain, than it was to go it alone. “Voters resoundingly rejected independence in a […]


Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Has Aggressive Cancer

News Lois Lane

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has been diagnosed with an aggressive cancer, a malignant liposarcoma.

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Scotland’s Vote is Too Close To Call!

News Kid Chronic

Will Scotland be free? Who the hell knows? It’s too close to call! Within 4%!!!

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Does This Look Like the Face of a Pharmaceutical Executive Who Killed Her Son With an Intentional Overdose?

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

Gigi Jordan allegedly killed her son with an injection of mixed drugs meant to make him overdose. The pharmaceutical executive allegedly injected her 8-year-old autistic son with a homemade cocktail of 20 to 40 times the normal amount of Clonadine, a blood pressure and ADD […]

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Young UVA Student Missing

News Kid Chronic

University of Virginia student Hannah Elizabeth Graham has been missing since last Saturday. The freshman had attended a party, and then texted her friends that she was lost. She has been missing ever since. Graham joins at least three other young woman who have gone […]

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News Helicopter Chases Down Carjacker

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

This poor sap got followed by a news chopper after stealing a car. The pilot led the cops right to him!

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Does This Look Like the Face of a Man Who Killed His Girlfriend and Ate Her Brains?

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

A convicted killer out on bail killed his girlfriend, Tammy Jo Blanton, and then cooked and ate her brains, lungs, and heart. Nothing says I love you like a home- cooked meal. Yum! Joseph Oberhansley, who has a long record of violent crimes, and was […]

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North Korea Sentences American to Six Years Hard Labor

News Kid Chronic

Could you imagine how horrible it must be to be stuck in a North Korean labor camp?


Retired General Compares Air Strikes to Casual Sex

News Kid Chronic

A very experienced former military member has some interesting thoughts on America’s commitment to fighting ISIS.

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George Zimmerman Threatened to Shoot a Florida Driver

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

This has to be the third or fourth time that George Zimmerman has been in some sort of anger- related incident since being acquitted in the shooting death of unarmed Florida teen Trayvon Martin. I think almost every person in America regrets the fact that […]

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President Obama Lays Out Our ISIS Strategy

News Kid Chronic

U.S. spy planes are now tracking ISIS in Syria.

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A Day Care Center Mistakenly Served Bleach to Kids

News Kid Chronic

The day care center accidentally gave the children water with bleach in it. The children are being monitored by physicians.


Remembering 9/11

News Lois Lane

United We Stand!


Pistorius Won’t Be Found Guilty of Murder

News Lois Lane

In the verdict, Oscar Pistorius won’t be found guilty of murder, but he was found negligent in the shooting death of girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp.

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Does This Look Like the Face of a Triple Murderer?

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

Meet 34-year-old Caius Veiovis who enjoys face tattoos, surgically implanted devil horns, and the occasional triple murder. Veiovis who changed his name in prison from his born name of Roy Gutfinski Junior, is one of three men suspected in the triple murder of David Glasser, […]

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Iowa Man Fatally Shot During Public Meeting

News Kid Chronic

The man was upset over his property taxes, so he opened fire at the meeting.


Remains of Tennessee Nursing Student Found

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On Sunday, police found the remains of Holly Bobo, a Tennessee nursing student who went missing in April 2011.

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