One Armed Woman

One Armed Woman Can Lift More Than You!

Health Kid Chronic

She can lift 200 lbs right over her head like it weighs nothing.

Fox News Calls the First Lady Fat

Fox News Calls The First Lady Fat

Health Kid Chronic

Fox News – First Lady “needs to drop a few.”

money can buy happiness graph

Turns Out Money Really Can Buy Happiness

Health Kid Chronic

A group recently did a study and proved that having money actually does make you happier. Here are the results in a simple bar graph.

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Get in Shape at The Gym in Fort Lauderdale This Summer!

Health Kid Chronic

The Gym in Fort Lauderdale is the only gym in South Florida located right on the beach. It also features the only open-air rooftop workout area in the state. This means you can work out or take a spin class right on the roof facing […]

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70 People Get Sick at Avicii Concert

Concert Kid Chronic

Over 50 people were treated on the scene and 22 others hospitalized.

Open Heart Surgery While Having a Baby

Woman Has Open Heart Surgery While Having a Baby

Health Kid Chronic

Holy moley, that’s insane! As if having a baby was not enough, having open heart surgery at the same time is a medical feat of unbelievable proportions. Wish the news crews would stop calling it a medical miracle, though. There is no miracle about it. […]

laughter is the best medicine

Turns Out, Laughter Really is the Best Medicine!

Health Kid Chronic

The science of laughter, why we laugh and how it helps us cope.

suspended animation trials

Human Suspended Animation Trials Begin in Pittsburgh

Health Kid Chronic

Right out of a science fiction novel, doctors will now be putting patients into “suspend animation” while they work on their injuries.

Anderson Cooper

Anderson Cooper Goes Crazy for the Day

Health Kid Chronic

Anderson Cooper spends the day wearing a Schizophrenia simulator.


Spit Out That Hamburger and Watch This!

Health Kid Chronic

OMG we are poisoning ourselves, the food processing industry is out of control disgusting. Currently we are in the middle of a giant recall of ground beef.

Toddler Falls

Toddler Falls From 11th Story Balcony

Health Kid Chronic

Luckily for the family, the toddler survived the fall with multiple broken bones. The doctors say it’s a miracle from God.

Two Hour Orgasm

Woman Has To Go To Hospital For Two-Hour Orgasm

Health Kid Chronic

Doctor’s like “I wish we could help you…I’m afraid to research this.” This is the worst doctor ever! Side Note: This guy is a hero! He straight turned this woman into a quacking duck!


Why Do We Kiss?

Health Kid Chronic

Apparently it’s because as primates, our ancestor’s parents, used to mouth feed them.

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Woman In Coma From Dental Procedure

Health The Brooklyn Bomber

Hawaii woman now in coma from undergoing a procedure that almost caused a heart attack.

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12-Year-Old Gets Gastric Bypass Surgery

Health The Brooklyn Bomber

As a Texas girl with a rare medical condition undergoes gastric bypass surgery, hospital staff live-tweet the procedure.

Cookie Dough Oreo

What the Hell is a Cookie Dough Oreo?

Health Kid Chronic

Come on, cookie dough. You don’t need the Oreo. You have your own thing going!

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Seth Rogen Speaks To Congress

Celeb The Brooklyn Bomber

Believe it or not Seth Rogen actually went to Congress to speak about his mother-in law’s disabling Alzheimers.

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Japan’s “Tear Sommelier”

Health The Brooklyn Bomber

Crying has a negative image in Japan, but now you can attend a crying seminar that one man says is good for your health. Let’s see what Japan has got for us this time.

world cancer day

Today is World Cancer Day- Here are Ten Ways To Prevent Cancer Today

Health Lois Lane

World Cancer Day is a chance to raise our collective voices in the name of improving general knowledge around cancer and dismissing misconceptions about the disease. From a global level, we are focusing¬†our messaging on the four myths above. In addition to being in-line with […]

Marlboro Man

Marlboro Man Dead from Smoking-Related Health Problems

Health Kid Chronic

Well, you can’t go your whole life smoking Marlboro Reds and not expect to have a health a problem. Sadly, that is a lesson the Marlboro man had to learn the hard way, as reports from all over the web today claim the Marlboro Man […]

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