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Guy Tries To Rob A UFC Fighter, Promptly Gets Beat To A Purple Mess

Anthony Miranda might be the dumbest criminal to ever live. After being paroled for a 2007 burglary conviction Miranda attempted to rob a man sitting innocently enough, in his car on the side of the road. Miranda first asked the man for a lighter than brandished a hand gun and told the man to hand over his valuables. The man complied and handed over his wallet and watch. Then Miranda took it a step further and ordered the man out of the car, which turned out to be a really, really, bad idea. Once outside the car the man (a UFC fighter) grabbed the gun, forced Miranada to shoot himself in the leg, and then punched his face into a purpley mess. All before handing his pulverized body over to police who had to take Miranda to the hospital for treatment on his way back to jail. Currently Miranda is being held on $350,000 bail. [ChicagoTribune]

4 Responses to “Guy Tries To Rob A UFC Fighter, Promptly Gets Beat To A Purple Mess”

  1. Anonymous says:

    I wonder if he was read his Miranda Rights…

  2. J says:

    I wonder if he was read his Miranda Rights…

  3. Miranda Man says:

    I wonder if he was read his Miranda Rights…

  4. Anonymous says:

    I wonder if he was read his Miranda Rights…

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