Quantcast

Zombies? People All Over America Are Eating Each Other and it All Started in Florida

What the hell is going on lately? Why is everyone eating each other? Is this a zombie apocalypse???

Where is Will Smith when you need him? Jeesh!

As if the possibility of people going crazy and eating each other wasn’t bad enough, it seems like it all started right here in South Florida. That’s right, folks, we are all sitting right here at zombie ground zero! It’s the launch of a new era, and in that new era people are losing their goddamn minds and eating each others’ brains and faces.

Here’s the breakdown and timeline.

1. Students and teachers at Hollywood High School break out with an unknown rash that causes a situation so severe HazMat has to respond. [HuffPost]

2. Two Days later HazMat is sent out agin, this time to Fort Lauderdale International Airport, after a mysterious chemical sends five people to the hospital. [WPTV]

3. Two days after that, Dr. Zacharey Bird is arrested in Orlando. The normal, upstanding doctor bashed his head on the back of the cop car cage until his forehead bled profusely. He then spit the blood in the faces of police officers. [SFLChronicle]

4. A few days after that, the HazMat team was sent out a third time, this time to a Broward middle school after a mysterious rash broke out. [MiamiHerald]

5. Then the very next day, a crazed man rushes the cockpit of an airplane that lands in Miami Airport. [FoxNews]

6. Then on Saturday, Rudy Eugene ate the face off a homeless man on a Miami Beach causeway. [SFLChronicle]

7. Then on Thursday, a man in New Jersey stabbed himself multiple times before cutting out his own intestines and throwing them at police. [NorthJersey]

8. Last but not least, a student at Morgan State University admitted to killing his roommate, and eating his heart as well as parts of his brain. [Gawker]

[Gawker] > Link Source Via [IRickSantorum]

4 Responses to “Zombies? People All Over America Are Eating Each Other and it All Started in Florida”

  1. Mike M says:

    Dear South Florida,

    We understand your concern, but these things happen. What I’m more concerned about is why the reporter (and apparently his entire news crew) from the HuffPost link in item #1, is unsure where or not the room in the video is a classroom or a gym.

    Perhaps after this issue is resolved, we may have a better chance at saving society from a zombie suspected apocalypse.

    We look forward to working with you on resolving this situation.

    Your’s truly,
    Central Florida

  2. Annonymous says:

    8 months ago in California (I believe) a man decapitated another man and started eating him

  3. Rick says:

    does anyone know if the video and situation of 1lunatic 1 ice pick is real? i hope not!!!!

  4. Hey(: says:

    I dint believe that its not real its probly your teachers playing a trick on you thats.what my science teacher did on hallowedn and if they are real stiell a car and some guns but be prepared!!!! HAHA

Leave a Reply

*

PKMN Company Store

Print Killer Store

Sponsors

InstaBabe of the Day!

Today's InstaBabe of the Day is Amanda Vex!!!!!! If you want to be considered for InstaBabe of the day, follow PrintKiller on Instagram!
  • Last #repost , promise! ? tan and glowy. Favorite shot ever by the amazingly talented @dplyusnin  his every shot is absolute art.
    21 hours ago by amandavex Last #repost , promise! ? tan and glowy. Favorite shot ever by the amazingly talented @dplyusnin his every shot is absolute art.
  • No one is perfect!
    22 hours ago by amandavex No one is perfect!
  • @dplyusnin #repost ❤️
    1 day ago by amandavex @dplyusnin #repost ❤️
  • @austinlindsay ☺️
    2 days ago by amandavex @austinlindsay ☺️
  • Ideal. Can I relocate already? #perfect #serenity #getmeoutofvegas
    2 days ago by amandavex Ideal. Can I relocate already? #perfect #serenity #getmeoutofvegas
  • #kittyeyes #wingedeyeliner
    3 days ago by amandavex #kittyeyes #wingedeyeliner
  • #latex 
Photos by amazing @radiant_inc @radiant_inc @radiant_inc
    4 days ago by amandavex #latex Photos by amazing @radiant_inc @radiant_inc @radiant_inc
  • @moarsound  Futurebabydaddy.
    5 days ago by amandavex @moarsound Futurebabydaddy.
  • #baby
    5 days ago by amandavex #baby
  • #Chi cleans for #hideki. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ #dressup #maid #onlymybfcanseethebackofthis #chobits #anime #manga #kitty #aries #excusethedjwires
    5 days ago by amandavex #Chi cleans for #hideki. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ #dressup #maid #onlymybfcanseethebackofthis #chobits #anime #manga #kitty #aries #excusethedjwires
  • My idea of Perfection. #starcluster #astronomy #outterspace #incomparable #beauty
    1 week ago by amandavex My idea of Perfection. #starcluster #astronomy #outterspace #incomparable #beauty
  • Juicy.
    1 week ago by amandavex Juicy.
  • Thank you @grams_best  for the shout out. Go follow them for beautiful girls! @grams_best @grams_best
    1 week ago by amandavex Thank you @grams_best for the shout out. Go follow them for beautiful girls! @grams_best @grams_best
  • Lazy dayss
    1 week ago by amandavex Lazy dayss

Instagramer of the Day!

Today's Instagramer of the Day is Rolling Paper Depot!!! If you want to be considered for Instagramer of the day, follow PrintKiller on Instagram!
  • ENDS TODAY!!
**Add your favorite #Wiz lyrics for an extra entry**
☁Repost this photo and tag #wizrpd for a chance to win some wiz khalifa papers and a tray!
☁Must be 18 or older and following @rollingpaperdepot and @stay_green !
☁Unlimited ammount of entries!! Tag @rawlife247 and @mistercap!
☁Giveaway ends next friday the 1st!
☁Good luck!

#staygreen #rollingpaperdepot #giveaway #cheers #dank #green #love #smoke #high #joints #rawlife247 #wedemboyz #TGOD #taylorgang #blacchollywood #Wiz #play #win #fun #games #contest #giveaway #winning
    6 hours ago by RollingPaperDepot ENDS TODAY!! **Add your favorite #Wiz lyrics for an extra entry** ☁Repost this photo and tag #wizrpd for a chance to win some wiz khalifa papers and a tray! ☁Must be 18 or older and following @rollingpaperdepot and @stay_green ! ☁Unlimited ammount of entries!! Tag @rawlife247 and @mistercap! ☁Giveaway ends next friday the 1st! ☁Good luck! #staygreen #rollingpaperdepot #giveaway #cheers #dank #green #love #smoke #high #joints #rawlife247 #wedemboyz #TGOD #taylorgang #blacchollywood #Wiz #play #win #fun #games #contest #giveaway #winning
  • See the #s? VOTE for your favorite! Then see more at rollingpaperdepot.com/Awesome-T-Shirts
    9 hours ago by RollingPaperDepot See the #s? VOTE for your favorite! Then see more at rollingpaperdepot.com/Awesome-T-Shirts
  • YEAH!! ?
    18 hours ago by RollingPaperDepot YEAH!! ?
  • Now in SLIM! rollingpaperdepot.com/RAW-Unbleached-Cotton-Filters-200-Filters @rawlife247 #rawthentic #RAW #rawlife #rollyourown
    21 hours ago by RollingPaperDepot Now in SLIM! rollingpaperdepot.com/RAW-Unbleached-Cotton-Filters-200-Filters @rawlife247 #rawthentic #RAW #rawlife #rollyourown
  • Found this dude on the #subway in #NYC. ?  The Cure shirt & pink knitting. Bet he's rockin' some good ol' #deathmetal in those phones too. ? He doesn't know it yet, but we're already #bestbuds. ?
    1 day ago by RollingPaperDepot Found this dude on the #subway in #NYC. ? The Cure shirt & pink knitting. Bet he's rockin' some good ol' #deathmetal in those phones too. ? He doesn't know it yet, but we're already #bestbuds. ?
  • ENDS TOMORROW!!
**Add your favorite #Wiz lyrics for an extra entry**
☁Repost this photo and tag #wizrpd for a chance to win some wiz khalifa papers and a tray!
☁Must be 18 or older and following @rollingpaperdepot and @stay_green !
☁Unlimited ammount of entries!! Tag @rawlife247 and @mistercap!
☁Giveaway ends next friday the 2nd!
☁Good luck!

#staygreen #rollingpaperdepot #giveaway #cheers #dank #green #love #smoke #high #joints #rawlife247 #wedemboyz #TGOD #taylorgang #blacchollywood #Wiz #play #win #fun #games #contest #giveaway #winning
    1 day ago by RollingPaperDepot ENDS TOMORROW!! **Add your favorite #Wiz lyrics for an extra entry** ☁Repost this photo and tag #wizrpd for a chance to win some wiz khalifa papers and a tray! ☁Must be 18 or older and following @rollingpaperdepot and @stay_green ! ☁Unlimited ammount of entries!! Tag @rawlife247 and @mistercap! ☁Giveaway ends next friday the 2nd! ☁Good luck! #staygreen #rollingpaperdepot #giveaway #cheers #dank #green #love #smoke #high #joints #rawlife247 #wedemboyz #TGOD #taylorgang #blacchollywood #Wiz #play #win #fun #games #contest #giveaway #winning
  • #highdeas ?
    2 days ago by RollingPaperDepot #highdeas ?
  • @inked_out_gondhi ➕ @mistercap ➡ #rawlife
    2 days ago by RollingPaperDepot @inked_out_gondhi ➕ @mistercap ➡ #rawlife
  • Wake up, Bake up. Would you smoke with @ganjagypsy? #wcw #stonerbabes
    2 days ago by RollingPaperDepot Wake up, Bake up. Would you smoke with @ganjagypsy? #wcw #stonerbabes
  • I see fire. ?rollingpaperdepot.com/Metal-Palms-Clipper-Lighter
?rollingpaperdepot.com/Metal-8-Ball-Clipper-Lighter
    3 days ago by RollingPaperDepot I see fire. ?rollingpaperdepot.com/Metal-Palms-Clipper-Lighter ?rollingpaperdepot.com/Metal-8-Ball-Clipper-Lighter
  • Rise & Shine! ? (Image via @rawlife247)
    3 days ago by RollingPaperDepot Rise & Shine! ? (Image via @rawlife247)
  • GIVE AWAY TIME!! **Add your favorite #Wiz lyrics for an extra entry**
☁Repost this photo and tag #wizrpd for a chance to win some wiz khalifa papers and a tray!
☁Must be 18 or older and following @rollingpaperdepot and @stay_green !
☁Unlimited ammount of entries!! Tag @rawlife247 and @mistercap!
☁Giveaway ends next friday the 2nd!
☁Good luck!

#staygreen #rollingpaperdepot #giveaway #cheers #dank #green #love #smoke #high #joints #rawlife247 #wedemboyz
    4 days ago by RollingPaperDepot GIVE AWAY TIME!! **Add your favorite #Wiz lyrics for an extra entry** ☁Repost this photo and tag #wizrpd for a chance to win some wiz khalifa papers and a tray! ☁Must be 18 or older and following @rollingpaperdepot and @stay_green ! ☁Unlimited ammount of entries!! Tag @rawlife247 and @mistercap! ☁Giveaway ends next friday the 2nd! ☁Good luck! #staygreen #rollingpaperdepot #giveaway #cheers #dank #green #love #smoke #high #joints #rawlife247 #wedemboyz
  • Time for a #ScoobySnack!
    4 days ago by RollingPaperDepot Time for a #ScoobySnack!
  • ??
    4 days ago by RollingPaperDepot ??
  • iBlaze Soy/Terpene Candles now in stock!
?7 flavors ?long-lasting ?did I mention #terpene⁉

Use code INSTASMOKE ? RollingPaperDepot.com/Ivanna-Blaze-Soy-Terpene-Candle ↔ $9.99

Comment Flavor, Quantity, & PayPal address to buy now!
    4 days ago by RollingPaperDepot iBlaze Soy/Terpene Candles now in stock! ?7 flavors ?long-lasting ?did I mention #terpene⁉ Use code INSTASMOKE ? RollingPaperDepot.com/Ivanna-Blaze-Soy-Terpene-Candle ↔ $9.99 Comment Flavor, Quantity, & PayPal address to buy now!

InstaLame of the Day!

Today's InstaLame of the Day is PDQ - If Your Going to Come to Fort Lauderdale to Sell Chicken Tenders, Then They Need to at Least be Better Than Publix's! Yours Aren't Even close!!! Also Who Wants a Half Full Little Cardboard Box of Fries, When Five Guys Gives You a Full Brown Bag Across the Street!!! !!! If you know someone who is InstaLame tag us in their comments @PrintKiller on Instagram!
  • Introducing our newest addition to the shake family. #PDQ
    7 hours ago by pdqfreshfood Introducing our newest addition to the shake family. #PDQ
  • Taste what everyone is talking about! Happy #NationalChickenTendersDay!
    5 days ago by pdqfreshfood Taste what everyone is talking about! Happy #NationalChickenTendersDay!
  • It tastes just like the real thing. Come and get it before it's gone! #PDQ
    1 week ago by pdqfreshfood It tastes just like the real thing. Come and get it before it's gone! #PDQ
  • Hey foodies, share your #PDQFreshFood photos for a chance to be featured in our stores!
    1 week ago by pdqfreshfood Hey foodies, share your #PDQFreshFood photos for a chance to be featured in our stores!
  • 10 days left of #YearofFresh! You still have time to enter to win #PDQ for a year! EatPDQ.com/YearofFresh
    2 weeks ago by pdqfreshfood 10 days left of #YearofFresh! You still have time to enter to win #PDQ for a year! EatPDQ.com/YearofFresh
  • Long drive today? Make a pit stop, the crispy turkey sandwich is waiting for you. ‪#‎PDQ‬
    2 weeks ago by pdqfreshfood Long drive today? Make a pit stop, the crispy turkey sandwich is waiting for you. ‪#‎PDQ‬
  • Rocking #PDQ sunglasses on #NationalSunglassesDay! #tbt
    2 weeks ago by pdqfreshfood Rocking #PDQ sunglasses on #NationalSunglassesDay! #tbt
  • Lunch Break! #PDQ
    3 weeks ago by pdqfreshfood Lunch Break! #PDQ
  • Lots of chickens here at our Grand Opening on Waters Avenue in Tampa today. The fun continues until 10 pm tonight.
    3 weeks ago by pdqfreshfood Lots of chickens here at our Grand Opening on Waters Avenue in Tampa today. The fun continues until 10 pm tonight.
  • No, you're not dreaming! Visit www.eatpdq.com/YearofFresh today for your chance to win PDQ for a Year! #YearofFresh #PDQ
    3 weeks ago by pdqfreshfood No, you're not dreaming! Visit www.eatpdq.com/YearofFresh today for your chance to win PDQ for a Year! #YearofFresh #PDQ
  • BOGO Tenders July 4-6! #PDQ #BOGO #4thofJuly
    4 weeks ago by pdqfreshfood BOGO Tenders July 4-6! #PDQ #BOGO #4thofJuly
  • Fresh Tenders and fireworks! Perfect combination. Get BOGO Tenders July 4-6! #PDQ #4thofJuly
    1 month ago by pdqfreshfood Fresh Tenders and fireworks! Perfect combination. Get BOGO Tenders July 4-6! #PDQ #4thofJuly
  • Our Team Members have on their #PDQ shades for #NationalSunglassesDay. Show us your wackiest pair and receive half off all day!
    1 month ago by pdqfreshfood Our Team Members have on their #PDQ shades for #NationalSunglassesDay. Show us your wackiest pair and receive half off all day!
  • You still have time to find your wackiest sunglasses and receive half off any item tomorrow! We can't decide! #NationalSunglassesDay #PDQ
    1 month ago by pdqfreshfood You still have time to find your wackiest sunglasses and receive half off any item tomorrow! We can't decide! #NationalSunglassesDay #PDQ
  • USA! USA! #USMNT #1N1T #PDQ
    1 month ago by pdqfreshfood USA! USA! #USMNT #1N1T #PDQ

Sponsors

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox

Join other followers