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Hawaiian Surfing Model Jill Hansen Is Charged With Attempted Murder

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Surfer and model Jill Hansen is behind bars after allegedly hitting an elderly Hawaiian woman with her car. According to police, Hansen, 30, waited until the older woman was out her car before hitting her. A bystander in the parking garage saw the incident and […]

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31-Year Old Woman Arrested After Posing as A Student

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Does this look like the face of a 31-year old woman who posed as a Sophmore at a High School? Charity Anne Johnson posed as a 15-year-old girl who was able to enroll at an East Texas High School. She was caught after the woman […]


Teacher Caught on Camera Grabbing Kindergartner Is Suspended

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Ohio teacher is suspended after she was caught grabbing and shaking a six-year-old boy. Barb Williams was suspended after a surveillance video showed the teacher pick up Ian Nelson, 6, pushing him against the wall before grabbing his face and his shirt. In an interview […]


Beyonce’s Sister Solange Attacks Jay Z and It’s All Caught on Tape

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Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. At the Met Gala, Solange in her peach gown, is seen entering an elevator at the Standard Hotel with the sister and brother-and-law. A few seconds pass and Solange approaches Jay Z and she starts to yell at […]

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Gangster Pulls Gun On Skater And Gets The Surprise Of His Life

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The gang banger was mad at the skater for wearing red in his neighborhood.

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Man Caught Robbing Adult Store

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Lovers, the favorite adult store of criminals everywhere.


Hot Woman Sues After Her Mugshot Becomes a Popular Online Meme

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Meggan Simmons is suing InstantCheckmate.com, a background-check company, for using her image without her consent. She claims that her mugshot image caused her to feel “humiliated and embarrassed”, and that she has suffered “mental pain and anguish.” Her attorney, Matthew Crist, told the Today show, […]

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Real-Life Breaking Bad at Gloversville Enlarged School District

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Gloversville, New York – A real-life Breaking Bad has apparently been going on behind the scenes of the Gloversville Enlarged School District, ever since Superintendent for Curriculum and Instruction Frank Pickus was arrested by Colonie Police Sunday night for possession of methamphetamine! He is being […]


Saratoga Cop Busted Trying to Sell a Kilo of Booger Sugar

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

Saratoga, New York – Charles Fuller, 46, was busted by the FBI for helping a drug dealer sell a kilo of cocaine. The officer gave the dealer (an undercover agent for the FBI) a ride to deliver the drugs. For the guaranteed safe passage, the […]

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Florida Woman Arrested After She Called 911 for Sex

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

Punta Gorda, Florida – Maria Montenez-Colon was arrested after she called 911 and then sexually harassed the responding officer. According to the police report, she told the officer “I haven’t been penetrated in years,” and “I am so horny” before being arrested for misuse of […]

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“Avatar” Star Arrested

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Actor Sam Worthington, best known for his leading role in the 2009 blockbuster “Avatar,” was arrested Sunday after getting into an altercation with a photographer, New York City police said.

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Miami Protestor Breaks 1 Million Dollar Vase

Art The Brooklyn Bomber

Maximo Caminero, a Miami-based artist, was named in a police affidavit as the defendant. He told an officer that his act was a protest against the gallery’s decision to only display international art.


What Is Going On In Venezuela In a Nutshell

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Fears of more clashes between pro- and anti-government supporters ratcheted up in Venezuela as both sides prepared to march in the capital Tuesday, and opposition leader Leonardo Lopez dared authorities to arrest him when he reappears in public. The competing demonstrations loomed one day after […]

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MMA Fighter Jailed for Threatening Wife With a Gun

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

Florida – MMA Champ Thiago Silva, 31, is being held in Broward County Jail on attempted murder, aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, and obstruction without violence charges. According to police, Silva took a gun to a mixed martial arts school in Oakland Park and […]

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Wannabe Kid Chronic, Jordan Steelman, Arrested When Neighbor Blocks His Getaway Car

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Some of you may have noticed this wannabe white-boy rapper, Jordan Steelman, online pretending he is in some way Kid Chronic, even though I have been using the name literally since he was in diapers and am the true owner and creator of the memorable […]


Michigan Killer On The Run After Breaking Out of Jail

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Michael David Elliot broke out of a secure area at the Ionia Correctional Facility in Michigan on Sunday. Authorities fear he may have made it to Indiana after he carjacked a woman. Police say there is a massive manhunt underway and he is considered “armed […]

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Can Amanda Knox Avoid Extradition?

Legal Kid Chronic

Amanda Knox has one more appeal before the United States will have to decide whether to extradite her back to Italy.

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Conan’s Justin Bieber Spoof is Hilarious

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

Bieber isn’t taking his arrest very seriously…

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Justin Bieber Begins His Transition Into Vanilla Ice

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

Justin Bieber is arrested for drunk drag racing a car and resisting arrest.


Florida Teen Is Allowed To Return To School After Being Suspended For Being In X-Rated Videos

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Robert Marucci, a senior at Cocoa High School in Cocoa, Florida, will be allowed to return to school next Wednesday after being suspended for being in X-rated videos.

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Man Eats Underwear To Avoid a DUI

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And it Worked!  


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Christmas in Florida what a weird experience... It's like having the Winter Olympics in the Bahamas, or wearing flip flops in Colorado, or going skiing in July. Something about green grass, lights on palm trees, and people drinking Coronas in December slightly unnatural. That's the one thing the Northern states have over the South, great Christmas weather. Well, that and good bagels, pizza, and Chinese food. Lord knows those are hard to find in the South!

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