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Police Find Cocaine in Upstate New York Four Year Old’s Hat

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

A school nurse uncovered 12 grams of cocaine, while helping a four-year old child put on his winter hat. The find led police to raid the father’s home, where they […]

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Here is Why You Don’t Bring a Rifle to a Tank Fight

News Kid Chronic

Guy fires a rifle at a U.S. Tank, promptly gets barbecued like a burger on the 4th. Not sure if that was some sort of missile fired from the tank, […]

Melody Lippert, 38, and Michelle Ghirelli, 30,

California Teachers Invite Male Students Out for Cocaine and Blow Jobs!

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

God, liberal California really has it going on… When I was in high school I had to literally beg for blow jobs, and I certainly never got to blow lines […]

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Kim Kardouchian Reveals Her Beauty Secrets

TV Kid Chronic

Kim Kardashian’s Three Beauty Secrets 1. Blow a rapper 2. Profit off it 3. Use the money to buy make up  

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Cocaine Dealers Have Completely Overtaken Oakland California

California Kid Chronic

A police budget shortfall combined with corruption have lead Oakland to be called the city with half a police force.

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Kendrick Lamar – Blow My High

Hip Hop Kid Chronic

This jam is funky as hell.

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Vegas To Reno With Nick Woodman

Automotive Kid Chronic

Now this is the way a man drives from Vegas to Reno.

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Why Would You Hit Me in the Kidney?

Fail Kid Chronic

With friends like these, who needs enemies?…

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Fashion Friday: Isabella Blow

Fashion Deborah Clase

  If you think you know a lot about fashion and don’t know who Isabella Blow is I encourage you to read. Blow was a style icon and international magazine editor. She […]


Gee Whiz That’s A Lot of Cocaine

Drugs Kid Chronic

In some real life movie type shit, Border Patrols intercepted a speed boat in the Galapagos islands carrying over $500 million dollars worth of cocaine. When the boats crew realized […]


NY Pizza Man Busted Delivering Up Cocaine

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

Brooklyn, New York – Police say 45-year-old Ramon Rodriguez used his cover as a New York pizza man to sling cocaine all over the City. According to the arrest paperwork […]

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Steven Tyler Spent $5 Million on Cocaine!

Music Kid Chronic

Steven Tyler just dropped a drug- use bombshell on 60 minutes, confessing to spending $5-6 million dollars on cocaine! When asked about his drug use, the Aerosmith front-man said he […]

Jerry Sandusky

Jerry Sandusky Made His Victims Go Down On Him

Sports Kid Chronic

  The Jerry Sandusky trial has started and it doesn’t look good for this Nittany Lion, folks. In fact, the recent testimony has been so graphic that it’s damn near […]

Does This Look Like The Face Of Scott Storch Busted For Blow In Vegas?

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

Rags to riches, back to rags again, Scott Storch is in the news today. This time for being busted for blow in Las Vegas at 8:30 this past morning. Police […]

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Nazi Blow Found In Bolivia

News Kid Chronic


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WEll SAID: Note Found On The Chronicle Office Tack Board

Pics Kid Chronic

Yes I heard about the time you and your friends in high school threw the best party ever…

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