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Application For Night Out With The Boys

Chronic Laughter Kid Chronic

Print this up and pass it out to all of your friends that are in relationships. This way, when you call them up to go out they will already have the form ready and can ask their better-half if it’s ok! Click for printable version […]

Chronic Laughter – New Year’s Edition

Chronic Laughter Kid Chronic

New Year’s Day Prayer for One and All Dear Lord So far this year I’ve done well. I haven’t gossiped, I haven’t lost my temper, I haven’t been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. I’m very thankful for that.  But in a few minutes, Lord, […]

Karate Cat…Just Try Me B*tches!

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This one’s for you Chef…I found this on reddit.com. I call it Karate Cat!

Home Is Where The House Is The Reel Idiots

The Reel Idiots The Reel idiots

This is a Short film about three bachelors raising a teenage daughter, hoping she won’t become a failed egg…Become a fan of “The Reel idiots” on Facebook. Follow us on twitter @theReelidiots and most definitely check out the website WWW.theReelidiots.com

Rudolph Has The Same Problems As Every Other Guy…

Chronic Laughter Kid Chronic

Hungry for Love

The Reel Idiots The Reel idiots

This is Fun Patrol and The Reel idiots first collaboration on a short film…Become a fan of “The Reel idiots” on Facebook. Follow us on twitter @theReelidiots and most definitely check out the website WWW.theReelidiots.com

Chronic Laughter – Holiday Edition!

Chronic Laughter Kid Chronic

Christmas One Liners! What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. ! What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I’ll never part with it ! What did Adam say on the day before Christmas […]

Bathroom Harmony

The Reel Idiots The Reel idiots

There’s always weird ass shit that goes on in a public bathroom. This is an example of that… Become a fan of “The Reel idiots” on Facebook. Follow us on twitter @theReelidiots and most definitely check out the website WWW.theReelidiots.com

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Naked Chick Optical Illusion

Chronic Laughter treez

This pic totally fooled me too. It looks like there was one hot naked party crasher at the dance. Take a closer look and really stare at it. Kinda reminds you of those paintings in the mall you would have to stare at to see […]

Who Said Black Guys Don’t Cry? This One Balls Over His Dead Mama…HILARIOUS…You Gotta See This!!

Chronic Laughter treez

Having lost my father, I know it can be a pretty heavy and even traumatic incident. But this dude takes it way to far. He cries about his Mama, her favorite junk food, the Snoop Dogg contest she’s gonna miss, and so much more. It […]

Chronic Laughter, Joke Page November Issue

Chronic Laughter Kid Chronic

Found on a South Florida Chronicle Staff Member’s Car This Month… Bumper Stickers Body by Nautilus, brain by Mattel. Cover me, I’m changing lanes. Driver carries no cash. He’s married. Honk if you hate peace and quiet. Follow that car, Godzilla – and step on […]

‘She Came’ – Hilarious O-Face Video (NSFW)

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More Hilarious Roller Coaster Reactions…Fat Kid Has the WORST Ride!

Videos treez

So when seeing this, your first reaction is, “How did this lil’ porker even get on this ride?” Great question. But he got on, and for that, as Daniel Tosh says, we are thankful. So it is chubby and what can be assumed as his […]

Chronic Laughter

Chronic Laughter Kid Chronic

Quotes, Jokes, and What the F*ck!!!

10 Ways to Know if Your a Douchebag…

Chronic Laughter Kid Chronic

If just one of these fits you, sorry to tell you but your a great BIG douche!!!

Chronic Laughter

Chronic Laughter Kid Chronic

Important Rules For Men:
1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It’s very, very important that these four women don’t know each other.

Chronic Laughter 5

Chronic Laughter Kid Chronic

I prefer drawing to talking. Drawing is faster, and leaves less room for lies. – Le Corbusier It’s better to live one day as a lion than 100 as a lamb. – John Gotti A career is wonderful, but you can’t curl up with it […]

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Chronic Laughter

Chronic Laughter Kid Chronic

Word: I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone. – Javan A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish. – Oliver Herford Common sense is not so common. – Voltaire By all […]

WTF????

Too Funny..Check Out www.peopleofwalmart.com

Chronic Laughter treez

We have all had to trek into Wal Mart for something whether it be day or late at night. Personally, I hate going into Wal Mart for many reasons, but one thing cannot be denied. Wal Mart is one of the best places EVER to […]

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Chronic Laughter 3

Chronic Laughter Kid Chronic

Word Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither liberty or security. – Benjamin Franklin I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg Approximately 80% of our air pollution stems from […]

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Chronic Laughter Two

Chronic Laughter Kid Chronic

Word: “Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools than ever.” -Charles Lamb “You’re only as young as the last time you changed your mind.” -Timothy Leary “I had Courtney Love’s left bosom out of her dress […]

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Chronic Laughter

Chronic Laughter Kid Chronic

Quotes… It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade. - Charles Dickens The truth is, in order to get things like universal health care and […]

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