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Kanye Puts Photog in a Headlock

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

Kanye West never misses an opportunity to be a douche. If he doesn’t want to be famous, than he should just give back all the fucking money!

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Dave Matthews Fan Gives Singer a Ride to His Own Concert

Entertainment Lois Lane

A Dave Matthews fan since she was nine years old, Emily Kraus was so psyched to be seeing the singer in concert. On route to the concert, Kraus said she and her boyfriend were running late when they spotted a man that was stranded on […]


Message in a Bottle: Note found inside bottle of Sandy debris

News Lois Lane

  Park workers who were cleaning up debris from Sandy hurricane found a bottle with a note inside just before Thanksgiving last year. It was intermingled with broker docks, boating gear and a spectrum of sea trash. A dozen years ago, a 10-year old girl […]

Best DUI Stop Ever

News Lois Lane

This guy is hilarious and the cop’s reaction is priceless!  


Bill Maher – Mass Delusion

Comedy Kid Chronic

Bill Maher covers everything from politics to the Pope.

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How the NYPD Destroy Confiscated Fireworks

Videos Lois Lane

This is awesome, I want this job!

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Rihanna rips journalist Liz Jones of the Daily Mail after she called the singer “Pop’s poisonous princess”

Entertainment Lois Lane

Don’t’ mess with RiRi, the singer fired back after columnist Liz Jones of the Daily Mail wrote that Rihanna’s “gun tattoos, her false nails and fake hair, her bogus bad-ass shenanigans that try to portray her as ‘real,’ as ‘street,’ as her own person, as […]


Kim and Kanye Name Their Child North West.. Really? Poor Kid!

Entertainment Lois Lane

Kim Kardashian gave birth to a baby girl earlier than she expected. The reality star, who experienced an undisclosed illness, “looked very exhausted” at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, an eyewitness told PEOPLE. Kanye dropped everything to be by his girlfriend’s side during labor. After a week […]


It’s Summer Time Lets All Go Jump Off a Cliff!

Things That Kick Ass Kid Chronic

I want to cliff dive, now where the hell can I find a cliff in Florida???

3 Year Old Deaf Boy Hears Dad’s Voice For The First Time

Videos Lois Lane

  Doctors have given Grayson Clamp a special gift. The three-year-old boy recently underwent a special surgery that allowed him to hear for the first time. The procedure was called an auditory brain stem implant and for young Grayson and his parents, it’s a miracle […]


‘Sopranos’ Actor James Gandolfini Has Died At The Age Of 51

News Lois Lane

  Breaking News!!!! ‘Sopranos’ actor, James Gandolfini dead at the age of 51 from  an apparent heart attack in Italy. Gandolfini, played the mob boss Tony Soprano in “The Sopranos.” Gandolfini leaves behind his wife  Deborah who he married in Hawaii in 2008. The couple […]

Dog Pushes Man On Wheelchair Through Flooded Street

Videos Lois Lane

A YouTube video uploaded on Sunday shows a dog pushing a man in a wheelchair through a severely flooded street. The flood’s location is unknown, but a woman speaks Russian in the background. According to a translation by The Huffington Post, she says, “God, poor […]


Model Claims Kanye West Cheated On Kim Kardashian While She Was Pregnant

Entertainment Lois Lane

Leyla Ghobadi, 24 claims Kanye West cheated on pregnant Kim Kardashian with her after them met at one of his shows. Ghobadi tells Star magazine that their fling started in July 2012 and continued as early as last week. West claims that his relationship with […]


Newest Miss Iowa Winner, Nicole Kelly, Born With One Arm Will Compete In Miss America Crown In September

News Lois Lane

    Nicole Kelly has been named as the newest Miss Iowa. Nicole, 23 was born without her left forearm, but that won’t stop the blond beauty from  competing in the Miss America crown in September. Kelly, who hails from the Hawkeye State town of […]

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Airline Passengers Stuck At The Gate For Four Hours In Blistering Heat Sing “I Believe I Can Fly”

Videos Lois Lane

  Allegiant Air passengers were stuck for hours on the tarmac in 110 degree Vegas weather this weekend. Allegiant Airlines spokesman Brian Davis told NBC News that the plane didn’t have any air conditioning running during the 2 hours and 40 minutes the flight was […]


Michael Jackson’s Daughter, Paris Hospitalized After Suicide Attempt

California Lois Lane

15 year-old daughter of Michael Jackson was rushed to the hospital after cutting her wrists early Wednesday morning, a source close to the Jackson family told CNN. It was reported that Paris had reached out to a counseling hotline, which lead to a counselor calling […]


Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Divorce Drags On

California Lois Lane

  Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are still fighting over their millions, two years after they divorced. Kutcher and Moore are stuck fighting over a $10 million dollar venture, A-Grade Investments, the venture capital fund Kutcher formed with Guy Oseary and billionaire Ron Burkle. Ashton […]


Angelina Jolie Reveals That She Had a Double Mastectomy

Entertainment Lois Lane

The New York Times recently revealed that Angelina Jolie had undergone a double mastectomy after testing positive for the gene that predisposes her to breast and ovarian cancer. According to Jolie her mother fought cancer for a decade and died at the young age of […]


Hairstylist Who Created “The Rachel” Haircut For Friends Says He Was High When He Thought Of It

California Kid Chronic

Hollywood hair stylist Chris McMillen told WWD in a recent interview… That when he created Jennifer Aniston’s uber famous hairstyle for the TV show Friends, he was actually stoned out of his mind! Which is kind of funny if you think about it, since the […]


What is happening to Amanda Bynes?

Entertainment Lois Lane

          Amanda Bynes looks like she is quickly spiraling out of control. The latest claim is that she has been given access to her millions. The former Nickelodean star is said to be wasting her money and has decided not to […]

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Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham Scores Six Figure Deal Off her Sex Tape

Entertainment Lois Lane

  Don’t ever let it be said that getting knocked up at the age of 16 and broadcasting your life on TV won’t make you a millionaire. Just ask teen mom Farrah Abraham. The teen mom recently scored a six-figure deal with Vivid Entertainment for […]


People Magazine Names Gwyneith Paltrow as World’s Most Beautiful Woman

Entertainment Lois Lane

2013 has chosen Gwyneith Paltrow to grace the cover of People Magazine’s annual list of the “World’s Most Beautiful.” Paltrow says she stays fit by working out two hours a day and watching what she eats. She denies rumors that she bans her kids from […]


Reese Witherspoon And Her Husband Jim Toth Have Been Arrested For DUI And Disorderly Conduct

Entertainment Lois Lane

Early Friday Morning, Reese Witherspoon and her husband Jim Toth were arrested and jailed after he was pulled over for suspicion of driving under the influence in Atlanta. According to reports obtained by Variety, CAA agent Toth was pulled over after he was caught weaving […]


Man Transforms Himself Into a Merman

Videos Lois Lane

  One thing is having a fantasy of what it would be like to be a mermaid or merman, but this guy is completely obsessed and has transformed himself into a real-life merman.


Best Hula Hoop Dancer Ever!!!

Videos Lois Lane

Holy crap this girl has moves with this hula hoop!

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