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Highline Rope Swing

Things That Kick Ass Kid Chronic

Something about screwing a rope into a rock doesn’t seem safe to me, but then again I’m not a Mountain climber. I live in Florida where the biggest mountains, are girl’s breast implants.

Rick Scott Florida

Rick Scott Nationally Embarrasses Florida Again

Florida Kid Chronic

Check out the clip from Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. In it Oliver rips Governor Rick Scott for his mismanagement of the Florida prison systems. If you ask me Oliver is spot on, Scott is a reactive not proactive leader, so it’s not surprising […]


Boaters Swim With Whale Shark!

Videos Lois Lane

This is amazing. Florida boaters got the chance of a lifetime when they caught a joyride on a whale shark!

June Sunset Paddle, Live Entertainment

June Sunset Paddle with Live Entertainment!

Events Kid Chronic

Hi Everybody! Kenny here with the June Sunset paddle tour. This one will be great, with Jono Jack back to sing for us. The tour will be starting from Richardson Park at 1937 Wilton Drive in Wilton Manors, 33305 at 7PM on Friday night, June […]


FSU Grad and US Soldier Surprises His GF at the Pike House

College Kid Chronic

Feel-good post of the day!

Jameis Winstons Stealing Crab Legs Video #TheCrabLegCaper

Jameis Winstons Stealing Crab Legs Video #TheCrabLegCaper

Florida State Kid Chronic

The video is finally out. Watch the Heisman Trophy winner, Jameis Winston, steal crab legs from Publix! Hey Winston, quick go back. You forgot the butter!!!

gator girl

If This is What It’s Like to Be a Gator, I’m So Happy I’m A Seminole!

College Kid Chronic

This girl is exactly how I always picture Gator girls. It’s as if God reached into my perception and created her exactly from that mental image. Also reminds me of the time I went to Gainsville to visit UF. The girls wore sneakers in the […]

uptown cheapskate

Get 20% Off Your First Purchase at Uptown Cheapskate

Things That Kick Ass Kid Chronic

Just print and save!!! Uptown Cheapskate – 929 E Commercial Blvd, Oakland Park, FL 33334

Jameis Winston Vs Gator Fan

Gator Fan Tries to Fool Jameis Winston, Promptly Gets Owned!

lol Kid Chronic

Just one more reason to love Florida State’s Jameis Winston! Photos by Jacksonville.com.    

Bench Clearing Brawl

Florida State Baseball – Bench Clearing Brawl Vs. Florida

Florida Kid Chronic

Go get ‘em, Jameis!

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DelRay Kitesurfer Gets Bitten By Shark

News The Brooklyn Bomber

This surfer dude totally got bitten by that shark, man.

Spring Break Brawl

Panama City – Insane Spring Break Brawl

Fights Kid Chronic

For the love of god, people, turn the cell phone sideways when you shoot video!


Patrick Guyton Is A World Famous Artist Of Vision, Sophistication And Advanced Creativity!

Art Josh Leidolf

Patrick Guyton is an artist of vision, sophistication and advanced creativity. He has developed his own unique style of imagery using the substrate of Japanese leafing as part of his medium. He also uses a Flemish Masters practice of glazing. Building layer upon layer of […]


Florida Town is the Most Corrupt Town in America

Florida Kid Chronic

I feel bad for the people who have to live in this town, jeesh.

Florida mom drives her car into the ocean

Florida Mom Drives Children Into the Ocean

Florida Kid Chronic

The kids in the car said their mom was trying to kill them.

Four Corners bingo

Monthly Drawing is today at Four Corners Bingo!!!

Events Kid Chronic

Thanks for another great month at four Corners Bingo! Don’t miss the monthly drawing today!!!

Kid Chronic

It’s My Birthday!!!

Events Kid Chronic

So you can go ahead and tell everybody, I’m the man, I’m the man, I’m the man. Yes I am, yes I am, yes I am…

Uptown Cheapskate

Be a Fan of Uptown Cheapskate in Oakland Park!

Company Kid Chronic

Uptown Cheapskate in Oakland Park, Florida, is quickly becoming the hottest consignment shop in town, carrying all major brands of clothes, hand bags, shoes, and jewelry for males and females. The shop has become a favorite of South Florida shoppers in the know. To keep […]

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Miami Protestor Breaks 1 Million Dollar Vase

Art The Brooklyn Bomber

Maximo Caminero, a Miami-based artist, was named in a police affidavit as the defendant. He told an officer that his act was a protest against the gallery’s decision to only display international art.

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Old Dude Knocks Out Guy on Las Olas Beach

Fights The Brooklyn Bomber

Some drunk guy gets mouthy with some girls and takes a swing at the old man, but then he forgets how to block.


Florida Teen Is Allowed To Return To School After Being Suspended For Being In X-Rated Videos

News Lois Lane

Robert Marucci, a senior at Cocoa High School in Cocoa, Florida, will be allowed to return to school next Wednesday after being suspended for being in X-rated videos.

skateboard thief

Florida Man Uses Skateboard to Steal TV from Target in Clearwater

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

Damn skaters!

kissimie crime

Florida Man Throws 2-Year-Old Off Balcony

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

Kissimmee, Florida – Juan Pablo Maradiaga, 41, told police on the scene that he threw his son off the hotel balcony because he was “frustrated.” The toddler suffered a fractured right arm, a fractured right orbital bone in his cheek, cuts and scrapes on his […]

florida movie shooting

Retired Florida Police Chief Shoots Man for Texting in a Movie Theater

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

Get ready for another Florida stand-your-ground case. Curtis Reeves, a retired Tampa Bay, Florida Police Chief, shot and killed a man after a physical confrontation in a movie theater. Chad Oulson, 43, was attending “Lone Survivor“, a Mark Wahlberg movie, when he was killed by […]

Rick Scott

Dear New Florida Governor, Legalize Pot or Else

Florida Kid Chronic

  There is one thing we all now about Florida politics right now, and that is that Governor Rick Scott has got to go. The other thing we all know is we want legal pot and we want it NOW! Since I moved to Broward […]

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