Take four parts customer service, three parts nutrition, two parts taste and a dash of moxie then blend until smooth. JUICEBLENDZ and its unique ‘blendz’ are redefining the smoothie and nutrition industry. No longer are consumers captivated by tropical themes or the promise of nirvana […]
Chronic Nation loves a good taco and we jump up and down for Carne Asada Tacos. This week Guacamole’s on Fort Lauderdale Beach is having a Taco bonanza with 3 dollar Carne Asada Tacos all week. Guacamole’s is the best Mexican food on the beach,so how can you […]
A unique sub shop located in the heart of Wilton Manors, The Pink Submarine established by Dawn & Tanner offers diners with a variety of options. Made with Boar’s Head meats, fresh cut vegetables and bread delivered daily you are sure to find something you […]
THE BEST SEAT OUTSIDE THE STADIUM! Sampler Platter Are you at home with your cupboards and fridge slung open, worried about what to eat for dinner? Well, worry no more! Champps is right around the corner and is waiting for you. This is the restaurant […]
Good moooooorning Chronic Nation! Today the Kid is not very happy and let me tell you why, A few months back I was approached by Rare Steakhouse on Las Olas to do a review for them because business wasn’t what they hoped it would be […]
Coming from two big cities (Chicago and DC) allowed for me to experience a lot of different styles of Mexican cuisine. I have to say that since I’ve been down here, I’ve eaten THE best Mexican food. Gaucamole’s is without doubt, the most authentic-tasting mexican […]
Nothing says baby I want to give you a heart attack like a dozen bacon roses. Awww Yeaaaa pigs just became romantic!
Miami serial killer caught on tape after snatching this child from a local day care. [Warning Graphic Content] Not for the faint of heart. The suspect is now in Miami Dade Police custody…Just Kidding its a baby cake yummy! Slicing A Realistic-Looking Baby Cake – […]
Mojo has exploded on to the South Florida food scene, gobbling up restaurant goers from the competition left and right. Once you step inside the restaurant, it’s easy to see why. At first glance, Mojo blows you away with their clean and fresh motif. Decorated in […]
If you haven’t witnessed yet: This girl must’ve gotten a cold box of fries. Foooooooood Fight !!!
It’s so big, it doesn’t even look good. To the adventurous gastronome what a two-foot-long wang must be to the ravenous slut: you know it’s going to tear your insides apart, but you just can’t resist. ma
Nowhere! But man, stumbling through the wasteland of the Internet, this image from Reuters played on the dirtiest, grossest, most unappetizing part of my demented mind. It’s those shrivelled, flesh-like slabs of ham (or whatever the f*ck it is) that are responsible for the roast […]
The SMOKED SAUSAGE REUBEN! Let the sausage jokes fly, sh*t-for-brains; I’ve been known to down my fair share of the long, slightly bent, meaty, spicy hot missiles. So delicious! And now to be included as the main ingredient in one of my favorite sandwich recipes […]
THIS! Look at these poor bastards in haz-mat suits! They’re only apples, for f*ck’s sake. If it’s that serious, maybe I don’t want to be eating these healthy treats? Just a thought… ma
PUMPKIN PIE! Who has ever been up at 3am, out of their minds, and craved a little sweet slice of pumpkin-y heaven? I know I have! And cheers to the AP for having this delicious photo on hand to inspire such midnight revelry for forbidden […]
And what did I stumble upon? This damned picture of some of the most luscious looking pizza pie I’ve come across in a hot minute! Just wanted to share with you:
Well, stumbling around the internet certainly produces many fruits. It also produces weiners – as anyone who’s ever tried to use Chatroulette knows. This weiner was described on food2.com as the world’s “former” largest frankfurter. Either way, I found this picture amusing.
I was stumbling around online, when I came across this picture that absolutely made my morning. Hope you can all have a warm glass of something like this…maybe add a little rum or vodka? Hair of the dog! Either way, sh*t looks damned good and […]
Since most of the people in this country are stupid and stuck to shows like “Jersey Shore”, I’ll just assume that no one saw Anthony Bourdain’s new “No Reservations.” For those who do not know, Bourdain is an ex-chef who now goes around the world […]
For just $23 and a pilgrimage to London, you too can try the world’s very first (publicly available) breast milk-flavored ice cream. “If it’s good enough for our children, it’s good enough for the rest of us,” said Matt O’Connor of Icecreamists, the company selling […]
Hersha Howard likes her some Girl Scout Cookies. So much in fact, that when she came home from work, and found out her roommate Jasmine Wanke had done something with her Thin Mints. She exploded, beating her roommate viciously even after she said she had […]
Newser reported this morning that food chain Kentucky Fried Chicken will be dropping it’s famous add slogan, “It’s finger lickin’ good!” after 50 years of use. Obviously this is in the move towards healthier food and lifestyles that is sweeping the nation. An executive representing […]
I found this on failblog.org today and I thought to myself this has to be the most American disease ever. This woman actually orgasms when she eats too much. Naturally since discovering this she has gorged herself into sexual ecstasy so many times that she […]