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One Armed Woman

One Armed Woman Can Lift More Than You!

Health Kid Chronic

She can lift 200 lbs right over her head like it weighs nothing.

Fox News Calls the First Lady Fat

Fox News Calls The First Lady Fat

Health Kid Chronic

Fox News – First Lady “needs to drop a few.”


Typical Cross Fit Guys…

Funny Kid Chronic

I see these guys at the gym every week… #CrossFit


Should the US Worry About the Ebola Virus?

News Lois Lane

Patrick Sawyer worked as a top government official in the Liberian Ministry of Finance. He was infected by the Ebola virus in Liberia. Five days after being infected, he died.

Bill Maher

Bill Maher on Russian Sanctions, Racism, and ObamaCare

TV Kid Chronic

Here is a pretty good Overtime with Bill Maher you may have missed.


Widow Wins $23.6 Billion Agaisnt RJ Reynolds Tobacco Company

News Lois Lane

A Florida jury has ordered RJ Reynolds Tobacco Co. to pay $23.6 billion to the wife of a longtime smoker who died of lung cancer in a verdict seen as one of the largest for a single plaintiff in state history

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Turns Out Money Really Can Buy Happiness

Health Kid Chronic

A group recently did a study and proved that having money actually does make you happier. Here are the results in a simple bar graph.

Open Heart Surgery While Having a Baby

Woman Has Open Heart Surgery While Having a Baby

Health Kid Chronic

Holy moley, that’s insane! As if having a baby was not enough, having open heart surgery at the same time is a medical feat of unbelievable proportions. Wish the news crews would stop calling it a medical miracle, though. There is no miracle about it. […]

laughter is the best medicine

Turns Out, Laughter Really is the Best Medicine!

Health Kid Chronic

The science of laughter, why we laugh and how it helps us cope.

John Oliver Shreds Dr. Oz and His "Miracle" Weight Loss Products

John Oliver Shreds Dr. Oz and His “Miracle” Weight Loss Products

TV Kid Chronic

Fat fuckers are buying up Dr. Oz’s fake products like extra large pizzas from Domino’s!

suspended animation trials

Human Suspended Animation Trials Begin in Pittsburgh

Health Kid Chronic

Right out of a science fiction novel, doctors will now be putting patients into “suspend animation” while they work on their injuries.

Bill Nye

Bill Nye – How America Can Change the World

Science Kid Chronic

Bill Nye dispels some popular myths about poverty, health, and America’s role in the world.


Dr. Oz Grilled on Capitol Hill About His Weight Loss Products

News Lois Lane

Sen. Claire McCaskill, chairwoman of the Subcommittee on Consumer Protection, Product Safety and Insurance, led the panel on Capitol Hill grilling Dr. Oz about the promotion of weight loss products on his show.  She went on to say, “The scientific community is almost monolithic against […]

Anderson Cooper

Anderson Cooper Goes Crazy for the Day

Health Kid Chronic

Anderson Cooper spends the day wearing a Schizophrenia simulator.


90′s Conjoined Twins Turn 18!

News Lois Lane

Emily and Caitlin Copeland, the conjoined twins who made headlines in 1996, officially turn 18. Conjoined twins occur once in every 200,000 live births. Between 40% and 60% are stillborn, and some 35% survive one day. Caitlin Copeland said, “I think for anyone it’s exciting […]



TV Kid Chronic

Get strong like rock, not weak like Barack!

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Will the Origination Clause Overturn Obamacare?

Politics Nat Trayger

If the Supreme Court agrees with the Pacific Legal Foundation then the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (PPACA), popularly known as “Obamacare”, might be overturned. The previous attempt to overturn it based on the individual mandate famously failed. The court ruled that the individual […]


Plus-Size Woman’s Photo Removed From Instagram

News Lois Lane

Meghan Tonjes’s Instagram photo was taken down after someone flagged the picture of Tonjes’s plus-size rear end. Tonjes’s received an email from Instagram that her picture had been taken down “for violating our Community Guidelines.” Tonje was upset because of there are plenty of pictures […]

Two Hour Orgasm

Woman Has To Go To Hospital For Two-Hour Orgasm

Health Kid Chronic

Doctor’s like “I wish we could help you…I’m afraid to research this.” This is the worst doctor ever! Side Note: This guy is a hero! He straight turned this woman into a quacking duck!

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Woman Throws Herself Down The Stairs

WTF The Brooklyn Bomber

Lady decides to throw herself down the stairs after drinking.

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