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Texas Lady Delivers Sixteen Pound Baby

Health Kid Chronic

JaMichael Brown was delivered by c-section to his mother Janet Johnson today in East Texas. Janet who has gestational diabetes (which cause babies to be born larger than average) told reporters she expected a big baby but had no idea he would be this big. […]

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Woman Has Sex With Dog, Dies Of Infection…True Story

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From the most ridiculous thing I have heard all week category comes this story from the green pastures of Ireland. A 43-year-old woman met a bestiality freak in a chat room online the two hit it off. So much in fact that the man was […]

Cocaine Will Make Your Nose Fall Off, No Really

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A new form of cocaine cut with cow wormer has hit the streets in of the US. Users will experience black and rotting flesh as seen below on the victims nose. Researchers say about 70% of the cocaine in the US right now is contaminated […]

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Want A Good Marriage? Get Some Sleep!

Health Kid Chronic

According to tonight’s nightly news the secret to a good marriage may be as simple as just getting enough sleep.

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Rep. Gifford’s Will Leave The Hospital Soon But May Not Run Again

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Representative Gifford’s is still recovering from the bullet wound inflicted on her by Arizona shooter Jarod Lee Loughner. The congresswoman has made major advancements and is ready to return home. However, it is still unclear if that will be her very next stop on the […]

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Equines. Promiscuous, Promiscuous Equines

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Horse herpes, folks. Yup. That’s right. Horse herpes. The equine virus “horse herpes” is galloping rampantly through the polygamy-friendly state of Utah. Utah – home of the great Salt Lake, and the majesty of Arches and Zion National Parks . . . and dirty, frisky, indiscriminate, libidinous […]

Doctor Saves A Poor Boy From Blindness

Health Kid Chronic

Watch this amazing story of high school boy afflicted with a rare eye disease that was slowly making him blind. After it seemed all hope was lost, the boy’s father wrote a doctor begging for his help. The doctor replied and saved the boys vision. […]

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Orgasm MRI!

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New Scientist writer Kayt Sukel jumped into the fMRI machine to flick her bean for science recently. Scientist covered her up with a blanket then secured her head and inserted her into the machine so that they could watch her brain as she diddled herself […]

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Silly Somatoforms…

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Somatoform: one whose physical ailments are due to psychological factors, based on a diagnosis which fruits no medical cause for said ailments. . .  Liars? No. Wack-outs? Maybe. Delusional manifestors? Yup! Wicked smart Italien doctors, or dottores, have loosely decided that only one-third (1/3) of […]

Five Unexpected Downsides of High Intelligence

Health Kid Chronic

So you say you want to be smart…

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Flourishing Yoga Movement Takes Root on Hollywood Beach

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Flourishing Yoga Movement Takes Root on Hollywood Beach | Diverse group of followers gather on the beach to exercise the body, calm the mind and nourish the soul for a voluntary donation. (March 15, 2011) Hollywood, FL -Beachcombers strolling past Magnolia Terrace in Hollywood Beach […]

Nice Fat Lady Wants To Get Fatter

News Kid Chronic

She does it for the fans folks, she does it for the fans!

Two Vagina Woman On TLC’s Strange Sex

TV Kid Chronic

Jesus Christ TLC is this really necessary. This is one of those videos you have to click on even though you know you’re gonna regret it. Think double barrel shot-gun says her doctor…

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America, You So Crazy!

Health Kid Chronic

As Part of The World Health Organizations, Mental Health Survey Initiative researchers interviewed over 61,000 people in 11 countries. The results? The United States leads the world in Bipolar with 4.4% of the population suffering from the disorder. Compared to most countries 2.4%.

Jon Stewart Rings In On The Planned Parenthood Debate

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Representative Giffords Is Speaking Again

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Representative Gabrielle Giffords turned another milestone on her long road to recovery as she asked for a piece of toast at breakfast this week. The representative’s doctors are now looking into further goals for her rehab like a possible trip to Cape Canaveral to watch […]

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GlaxoSmithKline’s Drug, Requip Sends People On Gay Sex Benders!

Health Kid Chronic

A married, French, father of two, is suing GlaxoSmithKline the pharmaceutical company for $650,000. According to the man he was prescribed their drug Requip by his neurologist. Then after taking the drug he noticed his behavior change drastically, turning him into a compulsive gambler and […]

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Worlds Oldest Human Dies

Health Kid Chronic

Eunice Sanborn, the worlds oldest human passed away today at 6am, she was 115 years ripe. Her adopted son and caretaker said it was a peacfull passing. “The Lord just called her home,” he said. He had been using her as a powerful witness for […]

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Pole Dancing Fitness

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Hey ladies!!!  This is a great new way to get fit and learn some sexy dances too.  Bring your friends and SAVE $$$$… Act NOW!! Classes fill up fast.

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New Study Says Hot People Are Smarter

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According to a new study, good-looking people are smarter than ugly people. Basically, smart good-looking people are more likely to marry other smart good-looking people, and since smarts and looks are hereditary, their kids are most likely going to be smart and good-looking. Sounds pretty […]

Science Cures The Hangover

Health Kid Chronic

Michael Oshinsky of Thomas Jefferson University in Philadelphia has cured the hangover folks! And guess what? It’s much simpler than you might think. Oshinsky managed to cure hangovers in laboratory rats by giving them aspirin and coffee! “Ethanol brings on headaches, thanks to a chemical […]

Bronx Woman Arrested For Giving Illegal Silicone Shots

Health Kid Chronic

Whalesca Castillo was arrested in the Bronx this Friday for illegally giving silicone butt and breast injections. Castillo was charging the women who frequented her unlicensed practice as much as $1,000 per injection. According to the FBI, Castillo was running the whole operation from her […]

There Will Be No More Smokers By 2045

Health Kid Chronic

According to Citigroup the downturn in current rates means that there will be no more smoking by 2045. This is due to the rising age of current smokers and the decline in new smokers. As of now, only one in five Americans smoke cigs–down from one in four […]

Is This Lady Out Of Her F*cking Mind?

Videos Kid Chronic

Is this lady completely off her rocker, or what? There is no way this can be good for that baby. I lay you ten to one that the baby grows up to be a serial killer. Not so much from the yoga but more from […]

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Today's InstaBabe of the Day is Andi Phillips!!!!!! If you want to be considered for InstaBabe of the day, follow PrintKiller on Instagram!
  • Rule #1 never be #2 ? photo cred @ajdayphoto
    14 hours ago by andiphillipsxo Rule #1 never be #2 ? photo cred @ajdayphoto
  • Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together ❤️ photo cred @ajdayphoto
    20 hours ago by andiphillipsxo Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together ❤️ photo cred @ajdayphoto
  • Elegance is the only beauty that never fades ? #audreyhepburn photo cred @ajdayphoto
    1 day ago by andiphillipsxo Elegance is the only beauty that never fades ? #audreyhepburn photo cred @ajdayphoto
  • Excited to start this season as co captain with these talented ladies thanks to @donnilala and another thanks to @fitdesiree for choreographing yet another master piece ❤️ I can't wait to perform it @atlhawkscheer #ahc #atlanta #lovemyteam #atlantahawkscheerleaders #bestcoach #desir80s
    3 days ago by andiphillipsxo Excited to start this season as co captain with these talented ladies thanks to @donnilala and another thanks to @fitdesiree for choreographing yet another master piece ❤️ I can't wait to perform it @atlhawkscheer #ahc #atlanta #lovemyteam #atlantahawkscheerleaders #bestcoach #desir80s
  • Saturday shenanigans ? #atlanta  #funtimes
    4 days ago by andiphillipsxo Saturday shenanigans ? #atlanta #funtimes
  • Day 5 and cheer camp has come to an end ? #bittersweet #ahc #3rdgrade #cheercamp #ilovemyjob @atlhawkscheer
    5 days ago by andiphillipsxo Day 5 and cheer camp has come to an end ? #bittersweet #ahc #3rdgrade #cheercamp #ilovemyjob @atlhawkscheer
  • Little Sally walkin for swim time at cheer camp with my little monkeys ? #ilovemyjob #ahc #cheercamp @atlhawkscheer
    7 days ago by andiphillipsxo Little Sally walkin for swim time at cheer camp with my little monkeys ? #ilovemyjob #ahc #cheercamp @atlhawkscheer
  • Day 3 of cheer camp with our itty bitties ? #girlfriends #snap #shhhh #ilovemyjob #ahc #cheercamp @atlhawkscheer
    1 week ago by andiphillipsxo Day 3 of cheer camp with our itty bitties ? #girlfriends #snap #shhhh #ilovemyjob #ahc #cheercamp @atlhawkscheer
  • Day 2 of cheer camp today and these little divas drew pictures for me and of me ❤️ #3rdgrade #cheercamp #ilovemyjob @atlhawkscheer
    1 week ago by andiphillipsxo Day 2 of cheer camp today and these little divas drew pictures for me and of me ❤️ #3rdgrade #cheercamp #ilovemyjob @atlhawkscheer
  • Day 1 of cheer camp was a success ? @atlhawkscheer #3rdgrade #cheercamp
    1 week ago by andiphillipsxo Day 1 of cheer camp was a success ? @atlhawkscheer #3rdgrade #cheercamp
  • Who will be today's summer league star? Find out at 6:30pm on nba.com @atlhawks #gohawks #atlhawks #atlants #ahc
    2 weeks ago by andiphillipsxo Who will be today's summer league star? Find out at 6:30pm on nba.com @atlhawks #gohawks #atlhawks #atlants #ahc
  • That they do ? #hairflip #quotes
    2 weeks ago by andiphillipsxo That they do ? #hairflip #quotes
  • I'm a little drunk on you and high on summertime ??☀️ #favoritetimeoftheyear #sunkissed #georgia #southernbelle #bikini photo cred @genoeugenehowardphotography
    2 weeks ago by andiphillipsxo I'm a little drunk on you and high on summertime ??☀️ #favoritetimeoftheyear #sunkissed #georgia #southernbelle #bikini photo cred @genoeugenehowardphotography
  • Kermit sips tea ☕️ #nba #bandwagon
    2 weeks ago by andiphillipsxo Kermit sips tea ☕️ #nba #bandwagon
  • Suns out, guns out ☀️ #bikini #georgia #fitgirls #healthy #fitness
    2 weeks ago by andiphillipsxo Suns out, guns out ☀️ #bikini #georgia #fitgirls #healthy #fitness

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  • @kekoabacalso last week in blacks beach CA!
    12 months ago by ripcurlusa @kekoabacalso last week in blacks beach CA!
  • LOOK DEEPER. #livethesearch
    12 months ago by ripcurlusa LOOK DEEPER. #livethesearch
  • @bhollyb 4days ago for #kushcush photo shoot
    12 months ago by ripcurlusa @bhollyb 4days ago for #kushcush photo shoot
  • @bhollyb 2 years ago, #waybackwednesday #hang10
    12 months ago by ripcurlusa @bhollyb 2 years ago, #waybackwednesday #hang10

InstaLame of the Day!

Today's InstaLame of the Day is Scott for Florida - Governor Rick Scott Got Us Nationally Embarrassed Again. This Time On John Oliver's Show Last Week Tonight. See The Clip In The Print Killer News Feed!!! !!! If you know someone who is InstaLame tag us in their comments @PrintKiller on Instagram!
  • How adorable is Sebastian in his sunglasses?
    15 hours ago by scottforflorida How adorable is Sebastian in his sunglasses?
  • This little cutie loves Rick Scott!
    2 days ago by scottforflorida This little cutie loves Rick Scott!
  • Grateful for every volunteer! #letskeepworking
    6 days ago by scottforflorida Grateful for every volunteer! #letskeepworking
  • Throwback Thursday: I love my beautiful wife. –RS #tbt
    7 days ago by scottforflorida Throwback Thursday: I love my beautiful wife. –RS #tbt
  • It's always a privilege to honor America's heroes.
    1 week ago by scottforflorida It's always a privilege to honor America's heroes.
  • Met some wonderful supporters yesterday at La Pequena Columbia in Tampa.
    1 week ago by scottforflorida Met some wonderful supporters yesterday at La Pequena Columbia in Tampa.
  • What a great weekend spending time with Ann and Auguste. He’s growing up fast! -RS
    1 week ago by scottforflorida What a great weekend spending time with Ann and Auguste. He’s growing up fast! -RS
  • Volunteer #selfie! #letskeepworking
    2 weeks ago by scottforflorida Volunteer #selfie! #letskeepworking
  • Throwback Thursday: Auguste and Quinton are growing up so fast! #tbt
    2 weeks ago by scottforflorida Throwback Thursday: Auguste and Quinton are growing up so fast! #tbt
  • Ribbon cutting time at The Villages this past Friday for Gov. Scott’s Lake Sumter Landing office.
    2 weeks ago by scottforflorida Ribbon cutting time at The Villages this past Friday for Gov. Scott’s Lake Sumter Landing office.
  • Gov. Scott joined our volunteers at The Villages to make some calls to Florida voters! #sayfie
    2 weeks ago by scottforflorida Gov. Scott joined our volunteers at The Villages to make some calls to Florida voters! #sayfie
  • It was a pleasure to meet Dale Earnhardt Jr. and all the other drivers and crew members at the #CokeZero400. #sayfie
    2 weeks ago by scottforflorida It was a pleasure to meet Dale Earnhardt Jr. and all the other drivers and crew members at the #CokeZero400. #sayfie
  • We have the best volunteers! Thank you all for your dedication and hard work. #letskeepworking #sayfie
    3 weeks ago by scottforflorida We have the best volunteers! Thank you all for your dedication and hard work. #letskeepworking #sayfie
  • Throwback Thursday: Can you spot Governor Scott? #tbt #navy #sayfie
    3 weeks ago by scottforflorida Throwback Thursday: Can you spot Governor Scott? #tbt #navy #sayfie
  • Throwback to all the great days in June. #tbt#sayfie
    3 weeks ago by scottforflorida Throwback to all the great days in June. #tbt#sayfie

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