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Guy Runs 26-Mile Marathon in Flip Flops!

Sports Patricia Jay

A Maryland man ran an entire 26-mile marathon in flip-flop sandals, and he’s hoping to make it into the Guinness Book of World Records for the feat. Keith Lavasseur, 34, […]

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Huge Shipment of Illegal African Ivory Seized in Hong Kong

News Kid Chronic

The ivory, which comes from the tusks of elephants and the horns of rhinos, has become an increasingly coveted material by the new wealthy in China. So much so that […]

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Jersey Pump Combines Protein with Energy to Bring Out Your Inner Gladiator

California Kid Chronic

Jersey Pump is a revolutionary new drink. It combines all the benefits of an energy drink, packed with protein to keep you energized and motivated throughout the day. Most people […]

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Bacon Sandwiches Cure a Hangover

Health Kid Chronic

According to a recent study, bacon sandwiches actually do cure a hangover. Besides the obvious fact that food in general helps speed up the metabolism, helping the body to process […]

90-Year-Old Pole Vaulter is in Better Shape Than You

Sports Kid Chronic

Yeah gramps, nice footwork! 90-Year-Old Pole Vaulter Makes Us All Look Bad – Watch More Funny Videos

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But It’s For Your Own Good

Politics Nat Trayger

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent […]

Obama’s Health Care Law Passes In Historic 5-4 Ruling

News Kid Chronic

Pre-election Supreme Court victory for the Dems on ObamaCare.


What Sun Exposure can do to Your Skin

Health Patricia Jay

This is the face of a 69-year-old man who was a truck driver for 28 years. You can clearly see how much more damaged his skin is on the left […]

Six Teens Hospitalized After Drinking Hand Sanitizer To Get High

News Kid Chronic

So far this year, six kids have been rushed to the hospital after drinking pure alcohol they cooked up from hand sanitizer!


Health Dr. Suess

PRESS RELEASE Hispanic Population More Likely to Develop Alzheimer’s Than Whites DEERFIELD BEACH, MARCH 22nd, 2012 – In response to the growing number of Alzheimer’s disease cases among Hispanics, Alzheimer’s […]

South Florida Chronicle’s Handy Dandy Guide To Performing CPR…

Killer Babes Kid Chronic

Holy smokeshow’s Batman, who knew learning CPR would be so fun!

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The 99% Who Use Contraceptives

Politics Nat Trayger

Barack Obama and his health-care policies about contraception and who must pay for it is an expansion of the welfare state with all of its perverse incentives. Now he is […]

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Turns Out You Can Actually Die From A Broken Heart

Health Kid Chronic

A British cardiologist by the name of Dr. Alexander Lyon is suggesting that people can actually die from a broken heart. Since people are rarely interviewed after death, Lyons believes […]

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Bloating Begone! #SqueezeYourBut(t)!

Health Andrea Hammer

Hi there SYB Fans & Friends! Super Bowl is over and I’m sure many of you were hung over,  bloated, gassy, farty all Sunday night and even yesterday from all […]

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Are You A Couch Potato? #SqueezeYour But(t)!

Health Andrea Hammer

Hello again, SqueezeYour But(t)! Fans! In my intro article on 1/26/12, I spoke about squeezing your “BUTS” out of your head and getting off your BUTT to get your happy/healthy […]

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Health Andrea Hammer

Hi SqueezeYourBut(t)! Fans! (or soon to be SYB Fans!) I’m Andrea Hammer, Certified Fitness Trainer and a “Happy and Healthy” Life Coach. I’m new to the SoFl Chronicles and want […]

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