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Jersey Shore Wrap Up:Ronnie’s Still An Asshole But Situation Is A Pussy

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  On last night’s installment of Gorillas in the Mist, or as MTV calls it, “Jersey Shore”, two of the gorillas started fighting over one of the female gorillas. The only thing missing was Jane Goodall perched just outside the window giving us play-by-play of the […]


Abercrombe And Fitch Pays “The Situation” To Not Wear Their Clothes

TV Shooter

  As we reported last week Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is finished. The  “Jersey Shore” star may become one of the first celebrities who is paid not to endorse a brand. In a statement, clothing manufacturer Abercrombie & Fitch asked the Situation to stop wearing its […]

Jersey Shore Cast Move Out In Style

Chronic Opinion: The “Situation” Is Bullshit

TV Shooter

    Ever heard the expression “You could f#ckup a wet dream”.Well that’s exactly what Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has done with his career. As our friends at Gwaker call him the ‘Jersey Shore” Snake Oil Salesman, The Situation was the first out of the box back in […]

The 'Jersey Shore' Cast Welcomes Back Vinny

Fans Have had Enough With Jersey Shore Cry Baby

TV Shooter

  Today the most annoying cast member of the “Jersey Shore”, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro was given pre-trial intervention instead of going to prison. Ronnie, who spent most of the first 2 seasons crying and breaking his girlfriends stuff was in court today on charges stemming from a fight […]

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Jersey Shore’s Ronnie Gets Pretrial Intervention

TV Kid Chronic

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro was in court today finally getting sentenced for his role in the fight outside a Seaside Heights night club during the shooting of season one of the Jersey Shore. The judge Stephanie Wauters told Ortiz-Magro that he would be in pre trial release […]

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Vinny’s Back On The Jersey Shore

Featured Kid Chronic

After leaving the Jersey Shore following an argument with a cast member producers of the show said they were not in a hurry to get Vinny back. Saying that the Vin was actually a total pain in the ass and not the end all be […]

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Vinny Gears Up To Head Back To The Shore…Maybe

TV Kid Chronic

After an argument with a fellow cast member and saying he was burnt out with the show Vinny left the Jersey Shore and returned to his home in Staten Island. Producers from the show had also become equally burnt out with Vinny said they wouldn’t […]

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Vinny Quits The Jersey Shore, TMZ Pronounces His Career Dead

Entertainment Kid Chronic

Vinny Guadagnino from Jersey shore officially hung up his Ed Hardy Reality TV Jersey and retired from the show today. TMZ was first to kick him to the curb saying his career was DOA. But If I was Vinny I wouldn’t sweat it. After all […]

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Vinny Leaves The Jersey Shore

Entertainment Kid Chronic

Just as season five was about to start shooting Vinny packed his bags and called it quits. The Jersey Shore reality TV star reportedly got in a feud with a cast mate and took off for good back to Staten Island saying he was homesick. […]

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Ronnie And The Situation Are Friends Again

Entertainment Kid Chronic

TMZ says Ronnie and the Sitch have buried the hatchet after their fight last night. According to sources close to the show the fight began after the club when Ronnie returned home and punched the Sitch in the head over something to do with Sammy. […]


Ronnie Beats Up The Situation In Italy!

Entertainment Kid Chronic

Jersey Shore is in full swing Italian style and what way better to kick off the new season than with a fist fight! According to TMZ Ronnie and the situation got into a brawl after an argument broke out between guess who? Ronnie and Sammy, […]


Hip Hop is Officially Dead…Thanks 50 Cent! Pauly D on His Way to G-Unit?

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There are rumors all over the intrawebs that 50 Cent is looking to sign Jersey Shore star and now resident DJ at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas, PAULY D!  The talk is that 50 wants to sign him to his label G-Unit for a three-album […]

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Jersey Shore Breaks Into Two New Shows!

TV Kid Chronic

MTV is about to serve you up two new reality shows. One will be about JWoww and Snooki’s new life living together as roommates and the other will feature Pauly D as one of the most demanded DJs on the planet. No word yet on […]

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A Douchebags Guide to Books, or, How to Seem Less Dense

Books RAM

We all know one, maybe several. Maybe, in fact, we are one, in the eyes of those who know us: The Douchebag – that loveably ignorant, pretty, muscle-bound bag of rocks. The Jersey Shore wannabes with the bad fades, and tourettes-like need to high five […]


For All The P*tas Who Need A Reason To Get Drunk

Writers Block Jimmy Hoffa Esq.

Happy St. Patty’s day you stupid club-going idiots. Watch any Jersey Shore lately? Good. Stay out of the things that matter. So you’re going to get hammered drunk today and act like a f*cking mental case with too many Red Bulls in your system? Going […]


Snooki Gets RAW On Monday Night

Entertainment Deborah Clase

  Monday Night RAW- Fatso, opps I mean midget… umm reality star, Snooki, will bring the party to Monday Night RAW! Yes, you read it right. The New York Times best selling author who currently graces us on the cover of Rolling Stone Magazine (yuck) is tonight’s […]

Brad Ferro

Snooki Puncher Joins The Army

TV Kid Chronic

Brad Ferro aka the Snooki Puncher has joined the army, saying he would like to become a cavalry scout, whatever the f*ck that is. Ferro plead guilty to assault in 2009 after the punch that made the Jersey Shore a household name. His punishment? A […]

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Jersey Shore, The Show You Love to Hate…

Entertainment Haiku Brad

This show never ceases to amaze me. It’s so God damn ridiculous, I hate that I love it. In the latest episode, Ronnie shows us how not to apologize. In his own ‘roid rage way, he threw all of Sammie’s sh*t out on the balcony, broke her stuff and somehow blamed it […]

The Situation

The Situation Is Leaving The Jersey Shore

Entertainment Kid Chronic

The Situation told E! this week that he has bigger plans than the Jersey Shore. Setting up the reality star’s exit after this season. “Maybe another year or so of reality, and then I’m gonna graduate to movies,” The Situation told E! “There’s only so […]



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