Unlike stupid and lazy Floridians, people in the nation’s capital know the importance of voting. So much so that they skipped right over medicinal marijuana and went right ahead and made it completely legal to smoke pot Washington D.C. That’s right, folks. You can now […]
Redbull just lost a multimillion dollar class action lawsuit, and now has to pay everyone who has ever had a Redbull!
The University of Georgia can actually sue Bryan Allen for intentionally enticing Gurley to break NCAA rules.
The woman discovers via a phone call to the clinic that she has been impregnated by the wrong sperm. She is now having a biracial baby and suing the clinic who gave her the wrong donated sperm.
A Georgia grand jury has indicted Justin Ross Harris on eight counts, including malice murder and two counts of felony murder. The other five charges are first-degree cruelty to children, second-degree cruelty to children, criminal attempt to commit a felony, and two counts of dissemination […]
The entire police force in Ferguson should be fired and an entirely new one should be brought in from top to bottom. They have to be the most incompetent police force in the country, and they all think they are U.S. soldiers – not to […]
This is happening far too much and it’s completely ridiculous, America has become an over armed police state. These cops are rolling around with loaded weapons, and in a lot of cases they don’t even have a bachelor’s degree! They are not just a danger […]
Get ready for the days of paid college sports!
Actor and comedian Tracy Morgan was hit by a Wal-Mart delivery truck court documents show. They also show that Morgan is now suing the shopping super giant for damages and injuries from the deadly crash. The driver of the semi-truck has pleaded not guilty to […]
New details have emerged about Justin Ross Harris, the father who left his 22-month-old son in the car for seven hours while he was at work. According to law enforcement they found that Harris researched how long it would take for an animal to die […]
One of the biggest free thinking influences in my career and life, George Carlin.
Police in Santa Ana, California, have found a 25-year-old woman who had been missing since 2004. The mother reported that her-then boyfriend Isidro Garcia had taken her 15-year-old daughter and disappeared. Garcia and the girl drove to Compton, California, where he gave her a fake […]
Who else is sick of Texas law enforcement and the god damn police state they are running over there? Prosecutors in Austin Texas are now trying to send a teen away for the rest of his life, his crime? Cooking pot brownies. Obviously the entire […]
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Las Vegas, Nevada – A substitute teacher has been arrested for having an improper sexual relationship with a 15-year-old student at Hyde Park Middle School. Tanikka Queen, 22, pictured below, confessed to having sex with the student, and now faces a myriad of child sex […]
During a recent deposition for a lawsuit, brought by a paparazzi named Jeffrey Binion, Justin Bieber trolled Florida attorney Mark DiCowden in epic fashion. Now normally, I’m a fan of lawyers, and the law in general, well except anti-marijuana laws, but in this case I’m with […]
I’m 99% certain this guy is guilty as hell.
Meggan Simmons is suing InstantCheckmate.com, a background-check company, for using her image without her consent. She claims that her mugshot image caused her to feel “humiliated and embarrassed”, and that she has suffered “mental pain and anguish.” Her attorney, Matthew Crist, told the Today show, […]
Thirteen-year-old Girl Scout Danielle Lei has gainfully confirmed the age-old aphorism, “Location, location, location.” When the San Francisco tween set up a Girl Scout cookie stand outside of a marijuana clinic called The Green Cross earlier this week sales were unsurprisingly blazing. Talk about a […]
The Daily Show reports on The Obama administration exploring the legal ramifications of aerial citizen reduction programs.