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Redbull Sued For Not Actually Giving You Wings

Redbull Sued For Not Actually Giving You Wings

Legal Kid Chronic

Redbull just lost a multimillion dollar class action lawsuit, and now has to pay everyone who has ever had a Redbull!

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Here is The Douche Bag Who Snitched on Todd Gurley

Legal Kid Chronic

The University of Georgia can actually sue Bryan Allen for intentionally enticing Gurley to break NCAA rules.

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Sperm Bank Impregnates Woman with The Wrong Sperm

Health Kid Chronic

The woman discovers via a phone call to the clinic that she has been impregnated by the wrong sperm. She is now having a biracial baby and suing the clinic who gave her the wrong donated sperm.

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Father Indicted In Toddler’s Car Death

News Lois Lane

A Georgia grand jury has indicted Justin Ross Harris on eight counts, including malice murder and two counts of felony murder. The other five charges are first-degree cruelty to children, second-degree cruelty to children, criminal attempt to commit a felony, and two counts of dissemination […]

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Ferguson, Missouri is in Complete Chaos #MichaelBrown

News Kid Chronic

The entire police force in Ferguson should be fired and an entirely new one should be brought in from top to bottom. They have to be the most incompetent police force in the country, and they all think they are U.S. soldiers – not to […]

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African American’s are Furious with the Police and They Should Be

News Kid Chronic

This is happening far too much and it’s completely ridiculous, America has become an over armed police state. These cops are rolling around with loaded weapons, and in a lot of cases they don’t even have a bachelor’s degree! They are not just a danger […]

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Judge Rules Against NCAA, Says Players Own Their Own Image

Legal Kid Chronic

Get ready for the days of paid college sports!

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Tracy Morgan Was Hit By a Wal-Mart Truck

Entertainment Kid Chronic

Actor and comedian Tracy Morgan was hit by a Wal-Mart delivery truck court documents show. They also show that Morgan is now suing the shopping super giant for damages and injuries from the deadly crash. The driver of the semi-truck has pleaded not guilty to […]

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New Details Emerge About Father Who Left His Son In the Car and Died

News Lois Lane

New details have emerged about Justin Ross Harris, the father who left his 22-month-old son in the car for seven hours while he was at work. According to law enforcement they found that Harris researched how long it would take for an animal to die […]

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George Carlin Passed Away Six Years Ago Today

Stand Up Kid Chronic

One of the biggest free thinking influences in my career and life, George Carlin.

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Kidnapped California Teen Found After Ten Years

News Lois Lane

Police in Santa Ana, California, have found a 25-year-old woman who had been missing since 2004. The mother reported that her-then boyfriend Isidro Garcia had taken her 15-year-old daughter and disappeared. Garcia and the girl drove to Compton, California, where he gave her a fake […]

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Fuck Texas – Teen Facing Life in Prison For Pot Brownies

News Kid Chronic

Who else is sick of Texas law enforcement and the god damn police state they are running over there? Prosecutors in Austin Texas are now trying to send a teen away for the rest of his life, his crime? Cooking pot brownies.  Obviously the entire […]

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Cattle Showdown in Nevada

Nevada Kid Chronic

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Kinda Cute Las Vegas Teacher Busted Having Sex With Student

Nevada Kid Chronic

Las Vegas, Nevada – A substitute teacher has been arrested for having an improper sexual relationship with a 15-year-old student at Hyde Park Middle School. Tanikka Queen, 22, pictured below, confessed to having sex with the student, and now faces a myriad of child sex […]

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Justin Bieber Makes Florida Attorney Mark DiCowden His Bitch

Florida Kid Chronic

During a recent deposition for a lawsuit, brought by a paparazzi named Jeffrey Binion, Justin Bieber trolled Florida attorney Mark DiCowden in epic fashion. Now normally, I’m a fan of lawyers, and the law in general, well except anti-marijuana laws, but in this case I’m with […]

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Oscar Pistorius Cries During his Murder Trial

Legal Kid Chronic

I’m 99% certain this guy is guilty as hell.

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Hot Woman Sues After Her Mugshot Becomes a Popular Online Meme

News Lois Lane

Meggan Simmons is suing InstantCheckmate.com, a background-check company, for using her image without her consent. She claims that her mugshot image caused her to feel “humiliated and embarrassed”, and that she has suffered “mental pain and anguish.” Her attorney, Matthew Crist, told the Today show, […]

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Girl Scout Sets Up Shop In Front of Marijuana Clinic and Banks!

Entertainment Lois Lane

Thirteen-year-old Girl Scout Danielle Lei has gainfully confirmed the age-old aphorism, “Location, location, location.” When the San Francisco tween set up a Girl Scout cookie stand outside of a marijuana clinic called The Green Cross earlier this week  sales were unsurprisingly blazing.  Talk about a […]

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Obama Bending The Rules

TV The Brooklyn Bomber

The Daily Show reports on The Obama administration exploring the legal ramifications of aerial citizen reduction programs.

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The Real Reason Jay Leno Was Fired?

Entertainment Nat Trayger

Why would NBC fire Jay Leno?  He certainly had been successful in the ratings department in his time slot.  I have heard all sorts of theories about the reasons for his firing, but it still seems confusing to me.  Did NBC want a younger man […]

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