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NYPD Officers Killed

Two NYPD Officers Killed in Backlash Ambush

New York Kid Chronic

Backlash from the recent police brutality murders and the lack of judicial response has turned deadly. A vigilante out for justice killed two NYPD officers today in cold blood, then shortly later killed himself in a New York subway. We now officially have a war […]

johnny manziel

Johnny Manziel Flies in Cute Pajama Pants!

Sports Kid Chronic

Awww! Look at Johnny Manziel at the airport. How cute! I mean nothing says pro football like a starting QB in cute little pajama pants… Johnny Football? How about Johnny Pajamas!

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Americans Are Fired Up That Sony Pussied Out and Cancelled “The Interview”

Movie Kid Chronic

Sony has such little class and fortitude it’s mind blowing.


Three High-Level ISIS Leaders Killed by United States Air Strike

News Kid Chronic

All I have to say about this is good, I’m glad! ISIS is a ridiculously awful organization and it should be destroyed.

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DISTURBING: Smithfield Factory Farms Exposed

Health Kid Chronic

How is it possible this is still legal and happening in America? We are literally letting the corporations spray pig piss on us.

North Korea

Any Theater Who Won’t Show “The Interview” is Run By a Bunch of Pussies

Movie Kid Chronic

Grow a pair of balls already, America. What are we going to do? Cancel every movie Kim Jong Un doesn’t like?


7th Heaven’s Star Stephen Collins Admits to Sexual Abuse

Entertainment Lois Lane

7th Heaven star Stephen Collins sits down with Katie Couric to talk about publicly acknowledging that he sexually abused three underage girls. The actor admits, “I have not had an impulse to act out in any such way” in the last 20 years.


Cuba and U.S. Swap Prisoners

News Lois Lane

The Obama administration announced a landmark deal with Cuba, in which the latter released U.S. contractor Alan Gross, who had been held in Cuba since 2009. The deal is set to loosen travel and economic restrictions, in what officials called the most sweeping change in […]


Lauren Hill, The Voice Behind Brain Cancer, and Her Goal To Reach $1 Million

News Lois Lane

Lauren Hill was diagnosed with brain cancer, specifically DIPG (Diffuse Intrinsic Pontine Glioma), yet she is determined to be the voice of this disease that has not had any research done in the past 30 years.


Minnesota College Student Freezes To Death

News Lois Lane

20-year-old college student Sandra Lommen died of hypothermia after passing out in the cold in Northwestern Minnesota.

PetSmart Sold for $8.2 Billion

PetSmart Just Sold for $8.2 Billion

Business Kid Chronic

Damn, someone just cashed in!

Young Black Male Was Lynched

Young Black Male Was Lynched, Local Government Says it Was Suicide

News Kid Chronic

OBV there is more to this story, it sure looks like a lynching to me…

Brooklyn Bridge Blocked

Brooklyn Bridge Blocked: Anti-police Brutality Protesters Swarm NYC

New York Kid Chronic

How much lounger must this go on before we get fundamental police reform?


ISIS Publishes Female Slave Pamphlet

News Kid Chronic

ISIS is insanely bold when publishing absolutely crazy ideas.

CIA Torture Techniques

CIA Torture Techniques Are Much Worse Than We Previously Thought

News Kid Chronic

Water boarding, sleep deprivation, and extreme isolation.

cosby drugging victim

Another One: Supermodel Accuses Bill Cosby of Drugging Her

News Kid Chronic

Put this drug-happy rapist in jail already. What the fuck is the hold up???

Scott Stapp Lead Singer of Creed Wants to Kill President Obama

Scott Stapp, Lead Singer of Creed, Wants to Kill President Obama

Music Kid Chronic

From lead singer to undercover CIA agent… Someone get this guy some help! Jeesh!

Life in Space - Print Killer

Life in Space

Astronomy Kid Chronic

A brief chat with the astronauts on ISS.


Kate Middleton Is Caught On Video Rolling Her Eyes

Entertainment Lois Lane

The Dutchess of Cambridge was in NY this week helping to wrap presents for underprivileged children in Harlem. While wrapping, one of the teachers tells the Dutchess to keep working and you can see her rolling her eyes. I would have been like, “I am […]


Men, Every Wonder What Childbirth Is Like?

Videos Lois Lane

A hospital in China is hooking men up to a labor pain simulator that surges electrical currents to mimic childbirth.


The Evolution of Miley Cyrus From Innocence To Well No One Knows…

Videos Lois Lane

See the evolution of Miley Cirus!


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Christmas in Florida what a weird experience... It's like having the Winter Olympics in the Bahamas, or wearing flip flops in Colorado, or going skiing in July. Something about green grass, lights on palm trees, and people drinking Coronas in December slightly unnatural. That's the one thing the Northern states have over the South, great Christmas weather. Well, that and good bagels, pizza, and Chinese food. Lord knows those are hard to find in the South!

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