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Weird Al Comes Out With New Song

Music Lois Lane

Three time Grammy winner, Weird Al Yankovic has come out with a new song titled “Word Crimes.”


Microsoft to Layoff 18,000 Jobs Over the Next Year

News Lois Lane

Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella announces that 18,000 jobs will be cut over the next year, that is about 14% of the company’s 125,000 employees. This will be the biggest layoff the company has had. Most of the layoffs will come from Nokia’s devices and services […]


NASA Says They Will Find Alien Life in the Next 20 Years

Astronomy Kid Chronic

I wonder how the discovery of life on another planet would affect life on this one?


The Last American Mafia Boss Has Died

News Lois Lane

Jack Tocco is believed to be the longest-serving mob boss in the US. Tocco died Monday. He was the godfather in Detroit for 35 years. Scott Burnstein, an author and expert on organized crime said, “He is one of the last, if not the last, […]

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Bill Maher – New Rules

TV Kid Chronic

If you missed this week’s New Rules, you can get them here.


Tougher Laws For Pregnant Working Women

News Lois Lane

The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) has updated its laws to make it clear that any form of workplace discrimination or harassment against pregnant women by employers is illegal.


Online Campaign Raises $300,000 for Houston Teen Survivor

News Lois Lane

An Online campaign on GoFundMe.com has raised nearly $300,000 for Houston teen survivor Cassidy Stay, 15. Cassidy was the only sole survivor after Ronald Lee Haskell, 33, entered the Stay home looking for the sister of Cassidy’s mom. Haskell shot the entire family execution style. […]


3-Year-Old Girl Was Going To Be Buried, Turns Out She Wasn’t Dead

News Lois Lane

A Philippines family was holding a funeral for a three-year-old girl when they realized that the girl was moving her head. Turns out the girl was not dead and has just been in a comatose state. The police said the little girl experienced a severe […]

Plane Forced to Land on Remote Island

Plane Forced to Land on Remote Island in the Middle of the Ocean

News Kid Chronic

Plane forced into crash landing after the smell of burnt wires and a 40 foot fall.

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Your Monday Hit!! Wake Up!!!

Music Lois Lane

Wake up to Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy”! Why? Because it’s catchy and I love the video!

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The Costa Concordia Floats Again!

Marine Kid Chronic

Gotta give it up to the company that re-floated the Costa Concordia. What an amazing feat of modern technology, 20 or 30 years ago I don’t even think this would have been possible.


Tracy Morgan Was Hit By a Wal-Mart Truck

Entertainment Kid Chronic

Actor and comedian Tracy Morgan was hit by a Wal-Mart delivery truck court documents show. They also show that Morgan is now suing the shopping super giant for damages and injuries from the deadly crash. The driver of the semi-truck has pleaded not guilty to […]


Britney Spears’ Real Singing Voice Leaked

Videos Lois Lane

We all know Britney Spears is more of an entertainer than a singer, but listen as she sings her song “Alien.” Her real singing voice may leave you speechless.  


Texas Man Slays Five People Who Were Relatives Of His Ex-Wife

News Lois Lane

Ron Lee Haskell, 33, has been charged with multiple counts of capital murder according to Harris County Precint 4 Constable Ron Hickman.


London Man With Amensia Needs Help Figuring Out His Identity

News Lois Lane

A London man is making a plea to help him find out his identity. The man who is being called “Robert” has severe amnesia and has been trying to solve the mystery of who he is. “At times I am angry, frustrated, depressed, lost and […]


Eva Mendes Is Having Ryan Gosling’s Baby

Entertainment Lois Lane

Say it’s not true! Ryan Gosling is off the market for sure. Any speculation that he was or wasn’t still dating actress Eva Mendes has been cleared up. Reports say that Eva is seven months pregnant with Ryan’s baby. (Take a moment to cry and […]

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Fracking May Have Caused Earthquakes in Oklahoma

News Kid Chronic

Three Earthquakes in one day before noon? Something tells me that’s not normal.

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North Street Fire – Gloversville New York

New York Kid Chronic

This fire took place on 5/15/2014 in Gloversville New York. The house was previously abandoned, so no one was injured.

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Obama Visits Colorado, Everyone Tries to Pass Him Joints!

News Kid Chronic

Oh man, this is my personal dream. I wanna pass Obama a fat blunt, too!!!


Old Couple Really Know How To Have Fun!

Videos Lois Lane

I hope when I am their age I can get down like this couple!

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