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Turns Out Money Really Can Buy Happiness

Health Kid Chronic

A group recently did a study and proved that having money actually does make you happier. Here are the results in a simple bar graph.

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Chris Bosh Says He Would Rather Make More Money on Another Team

Sports Kid Chronic

The Big Three may be coming to an end. Rumors all around the NBA today say Chris Bosch would prefer a four-year max deal with another team, over taking a pay cut to stay with the Miami Heat. Can’t say I blame the guy. Taking […]

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Come on, Cops – We All Know This Lady Was in On It!

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

Hot Car Baby Case: Now I’m not involved in the investigation in any way, but I write news everyday, and I can tell you right now that these two idiots totally killed their child. That’s just my humble opinion, not a fact. But you just […]


Nicole Brown Simpson’s Father Dies

News Lois Lane

Nicole Brown Simpson’s father Louis H. Brown passed away on Thursday at his home in Dana Point, California at the age of 90. Mr. Brown was a familiar presence at the O.J. Simpson trial in the 1995 killings of his daughter Nicole Brown Simpson and […]

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ABC News Does Weirdo Investigation on Route 66

Nevada Kid Chronic

I don’t understand what the point of this is? Except to be super creepy!


Jewel Splits From Her Husband of Six Years

Entertainment Lois Lane

Jewel and her husband Ty Murray are divorcing after six years of marriage. Jewel made the announcement on her blog on July 2nd. This is what she had to say: “Ty and I have always tried to live the most authentic life possible, and we […]

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On Air News Sabotage Strikes Again!

TV Kid Chronic

Now for the sixth time, “f*ck her right in the pussy!”

The On Air News Sabotage Continues!

The On Air News Sabotage Continues!

TV Kid Chronic

F*ck her right in the pussy! I believe this is the fourth or fifth successful on air news sabotage. If you search our site, you can find the rest of them. I know we have published them all.

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Bill Maher – The Official Adult Diaper of the Tea Party

lol Kid Chronic

Coming to a rural area near you…

Brazil's Soccer Slums

Brazil’s Soccer Slums #WorldCup2014

Sports Kid Chronic

In Brazil, soccer is more than a sport. It’s a way of life.

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U.S. Goalie Tim Howard is All Class

Sports Kid Chronic

On and off the field Tim Howard is an awesome guy.


The Correct Way To Put Your Pants On

Videos Lois Lane

Of course, this is also how I put my pants on!

President Obama Sends More Troops to Iraq

President Obama Sends More Troops to Iraq

News Kid Chronic

The president is sending in another 300 troops to secure the U.S. Embassy and the airport. The grand total of U.S. troops on the ground in Iraq will now be 800.


U.S. Supreme Court Sides with Christian-Owned Companies

News Lois Lane

On Monday, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that for-profit companies can claim a religious exemption to the Obamacare requirement that they provide health insurance coverage for contraceptives.


Designing Women’s Actor Meshach Taylor Dies

News Lois Lane

Say it ain’t so..Designing Women’s actor Meshach Taylor has passed away at the age of 67. Reports are saying that he was suffering from cancer.

The On Air News Sabotage Continues! - Print Killer

The On Air News Sabotage Continues!

Wins Kid Chronic

“F*ck her right in the pussy!”

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Jon Stewart – Priority Fail

TV Kid Chronic

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Mom of Boy Who Died in Hot Car Not Angry With Husband

News Kid Chronic

She is not even a little bit mad at him? He just killed her son. Something about this story seems a little fishy to me.

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10 Life Hacks Everyone Should Know

Get Wise Kid Chronic

More life hacks from our friend, the Crazy Russian Hacker!


Man Shoots His Ex-Wife at Their High School Reunion

News Lois Lane

Jason Moore, 40, showed up at his high school reunion, walked up to his ex-wife and her new boyfriend and shot them both in the head. A concerned bystander tackled him as an off-duty FBI agent shot Jason, killing him almost instantly.

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