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Derek Jeter Goes Out in Style!

Sports Kid Chronic

Derek Jeter won his Last Game at Yankee Stadium in dramatic fashion.


Oklahoma Man Beheads His Co-Worker

News Lois Lane

Alton Nolen had been fired from a food processing plant in Oklahoma City. The 30-year-old man grabbed Colleen Hufford, 54, severing her head in the attack at Vaughan Foods.


Phil Spector’s Latest Mugshot

News Lois Lane

Wow! Prison has not been kind to the one-time flamboyant music legend. The most recent photo of Spector shows a bald, sad-looking 73-year-old.

UVA Student

Suspect Captured, But UVA Student is Still Missing

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

A man charged with abducting a missing University of Virginia student refused a court-appointed attorney Thursday. He is now being extradited to Virginia to face charges after being captured in Texas. Hannah Graham, however, whether alive or dead, is still missing.

Ferguson Police Chief Apologizes to Michael Brown's Family

Ferguson Police Chief Apologizes to Michael Brown’s Family

News Kid Chronic

I think this guy just realized he was a racist. It’s like watching him grow up right before our very eyes!


The iPhone 6 Plus Can Bend If Your Not Careful

News Lois Lane

Bad news for the iPhone 6 turns out that because the iPhone is longer and thinner it also can be bent quite easily if you are not careful.  

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Jon Oliver – Another Shit Week for the NFL

TV Kid Chronic

Roger Goodell gets owned by a TMZ reporter.

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General Colin Powell on Real Time with Bill Maher

Interviews Kid Chronic

Colin Powell talks about the trouble with modern-day Republicans.


ISIS Calls For “Lone Wolf” Attacks on the United States

News Kid Chronic

ISIS calls on its members to attack the United States in lone wolf attacks. I call on America to bomb them back into the stone age!


Mazego & Vitesse – Lost Tonight

EDM Kid Chronic

New EDM!

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Iraq War Vet Tries to Run Into the White House with a Knife

News Kid Chronic

Can you believe this guy made it all the way into the White House without being shot? I would have thought he would be dead as soon as he jumped the fence and ran towards the door!

NASA Spacecraft

NASA Spacecraft Has Reached Mars After Ten Months Travel Time

Astronomy Kid Chronic

After ten months of travel time, NASA’s Maven spacecraft is set to orbit Mars and collect data. I wonder what they will find…

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Stephen Colbert – Sean Hannity’s Defense of Adrian Peterson

TV Kid Chronic

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Nooooo Don’t Take Me to an Elevator!

Sports Kid Chronic

Guy flips out at the Roger Goodall press conference on abuse in the NFL.


Sharon Osbourne Goes Off On U2

Entertainment Lois Lane

Sharon Osbourne is in the news ranting against the band U2 after they made a deal with Itunes to release a free album.  “The Talk” co-host explained on the show how this set a bad precedent that “music is disposable…there is a whole new breed […]


Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Has Aggressive Cancer

News Lois Lane

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has been diagnosed with an aggressive cancer, a malignant liposarcoma.


Couple In Craigslist Killing Is Sentenced to Life in Prison

Daily Criminal Lois Lane

Miranda Barbour, 19, and her husband Elytte Barbour, 22, were sentenced to life in prison after being found guilty of murdering Troy LaFerrara.

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Scotland’s Vote is Too Close To Call!

News Kid Chronic

Will Scotland be free? Who the hell knows? It’s too close to call! Within 4%!!!

The Kinda-Sorta War

The Kinda-Sorta War and the U.S.’s Mysterious Allies

TV Kid Chronic

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Best Friends Dog and Dolphin Swim Together Everyday!

Videos Lois Lane

These two animals are the best of friends, they swim together every day until the boats go out and the dolphin follows. So amazing!

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