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Young Girl Murders Her Mother with a Hammer, Because She Wouldn’t Let Her Borrow the Car to go do Drugs

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

Wow, this girl is pretty cute. If you wanna ask her out on a date, she should be free in about 25 years!


Man Came to Hospital Complaining of Stomach Pains, Hospital Finds Beer Bottle Up His Butt

Health Kid Chronic

A Chinese man came into his local hospital complaining of stomach pains. After the x-rays came in, the man admitted that he had a bottle stuck up his butt, and had used a coat hanger to try to get it out unsuccessfully. Doctors at the […]

Brad Davis

Does This Look Like the Face of the Atomic Wedgie Killer?

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

A Oklahoma man is in jail tonight on homicide charges after he killed his stepfather with an atomic wedgie. Brad Davis 33, told police on the scene that he had hit his stepfather, Denver Lee St. Clair, on the head, and then strangled him with […]


Cops Expose Toddler “Thug” Video

News Lois Lane

Omaha’s police union posted a video showing an African-American toddler knocking down chairs and screaming obscenities and racial slurs to adults around him. The police posted the video to show the “cycle of violence and thuggery” the community faces. Now, the Omaha Police Officers’ Association […]


Ke$sha Enters Treatment Facility for an Eating Disorder

Entertainment Lois Lane

Ke$sha checked herself into rehab for an eating disorder last week. In a statement she said, “I’m a crusader for being yourself and loving yourself, but I’ve found it hard to practice “I’ll be unavailable for the next 30 days, seeking treatment for my eating disorder […]

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AUTOPSY – Paul Walkers Death Was Brutal

Celeb Kid Chronic

Cause of Death: Combined effects of traumatic and thermal injuries. TMZ has just got their hands on the Paul Walker Autopsy and boy oh boy it wasn’t pretty. Walkers body was charred completely through the skin. His body was found in a defensive position as […]

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Kim Jong Un Fed His Uncle and Five Aids to Starving Dogs

News Kid Chronic

News is pouring out of the orient that Kim Jong Un, North Korea’s most recent dictator, fed his uncle and confidant Jang Song Thaek, to a pack of starving dogs. Kim Jung Un had his uncle ousted from his position of second in command just […]

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A Lion Was on The Loose in Tampa Bay Florida Today

Animals Kid Chronic

A lion named Savannah was found sunning herself in the grass, after escaping her enclosure today at the Survival Outreach Sanctuary, in Tampa Bay Florida. Wildlife officials shot the beast with a tranquilizer dart and moved her to a new cage. When asked about the […]

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George Zimmerman’s Girlfriend’s Interview With Police

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

How on Earth is this guy not in prison yet?

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Can You Smoke Weed in Your State?

News Kid Chronic

If your state is still arresting pot users, maybe its time you took a page out of Colorado’s book…

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Man Stole Millions and Faked his Own Death

News Kid Chronic

Banker was hiding in Florida and growing weed!

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Family Watches Daughter Die on the Internet

Death Kid Chronic

Family overseas watches death on Yahoo Messenger.

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Kim Jong Un Gives New Years Speech, Threatens Nuclear Attack

News Kid Chronic

Who else is sick of hearing idle threats from Kim Jong Un? Free your people, and be a good leader, or watch them starve and shut the fuck up. But stop threatening everyone, no one is scared of North Korea and no one ever will […]

Justine Sacco

And The Award For Dumbest Tweeter Of the Year Goes To: PR Executive, Justine Sacco

News Lois Lane

Justine Sacco, a Communications Director of the New York-based internet empire InterActive Corp was fired after her offensive tweet which linked Aids with race. Going to Africa. Hope I don’t get AIDS. Just kidding. I’m white! Sacco turned into a notorious Twitter superstar while she […]


Patrick Swayze’s Widow Is Engaged

Entertainment Lois Lane

Lisa Niemi, who was married to Patrick Swayze, the Ghost actor for 34 years before his death from pancreatic cancer in September 2009, is set to marry jeweller Albert DePrisco after he proposed earlier this week. The couple began dating 18 months ago after being […]

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Suspected Suicide Bomber Kills 16 in Russian Train Station

News Lois Lane

A massive explosion at a train station in the Russian city of Volgograd killed at least 16 people, including one police officer, the Investigative Committee of Russia said on its website Sunday. This is the second deadly attack in three days as the country prepares […]

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Man Falls 70 Feet Off a Cliff and Lives to Tell the Tale

News Kid Chronic

There’s some New Years lock for one guy.

Bald Eagle Rescue

Two Everyday Guys Rescue a Bald Eagle and Bring it Home to Watch Football

Animals Kid Chronic

Whats more American than watching football with a Bald Eagle? Sounds like something that would happen at Stephan Colbert’s house… Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

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Duck Dynasty’s Phil Breaks His Silence

Interviews Kid Chronic

Phil Robertson stands by his beliefs.

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Hot Soldier on Reddit Actually Turns Out to Be Former NFL Cheerleader

News Kid Chronic

Rachel Washburn turned in her pom poms for an assault rifle.


THE FOUR HORSEMEN: Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris & Daniel Dennett

Religion Kid Chronic

An un-moderated conversation.

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Duck Dynasty Stars Say “No Show” Without Their Dad

Entertainment Kid Chronic

The stars of Duck Dynasty say they will not do the show without their Patriarch.

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Father-Daughter Tribute to the 3-Year Old’s Late Mother Will Make You Cry

Uncategorized Lois Lane

Ben Nunery lost his wife, Ali, to a rare form of lung cancer in 2011, when Ali was just 31 and their daughter, Olivia, was 1. The pictures he had taken are a tribute to the life he shared with Ali. Ali and Ben married […]

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Seeing-Eye Dog Saves His Owner After He Faints and Falls on Train Tracks

Life Lois Lane

On December 17, 2013, Cecil Williams fell onto the train tracks from the platform after he fainted. Lucky for him his seeing-eye dog Orlando tried to save him from an oncoming MTA train in New York. Online donors gave at least $100,000 so that Orlando, […]


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