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Naked Guy at Ultra Tries Dancing With the Cops, Promptly Gets Arrested

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

The whole thing with drugs is knowing when to say when. This guy should have said when a while ago…

How To Eat Vegetables In Space

Science Lois Lane
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Check Out this Guy Pick His Nose Live on TNT

Videos Kid Chronic

The moment you realize you have just picked your nose on live TV would send most of us diving under our seat with embarrassment, but not this guy!

Unlikely Dancer Breaks It Down

Entertainment The Brooklyn Bomber

These two at work are breaking it down until their co-worker comes in….

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Here is What North Korea Tells it Citizens About America

News Kid Chronic

Leaked North Korean Government propaganda video hits the web. America Lives Off North Korea According To North Korea – Watch More Funny Videos

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Washington Mother Gives Her Two Year Old a Bong Hit

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

Rachelle Braaten is now under arrest and sitting in a Washington State jail after she videotaped her two-year-old toddler taking a hit from a lit bong. Soon after the video hit the web, police went to the house to check on the boy and found […]

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Guy Almost Drowns at Family Dollar!

Videos Kid Chronic

Whoa! That puddle is no joke!!!

Ice Climber Falls 100 Feet Down Mountain

Videos Lois Lane

Climber Mark Roberts experiences one of the most terrifying moments of his life after plummeting 100 feet down the side of a mountain in Wales.

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Does This Look Like The Face Of A NY Millionaire Who Was Keeping An Illegal Immigrant As A Slave In Her Mansion?

Daily Criminal Lois Lane

            Annie George, a NY socialite, is charged with harboring an undocumented illegal immigrant from India for six-and-a-half years. Valsamma Mathai, 49, told the court that George’s late husband offered her a job in the United States, but she soon […]

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42,000 Pounds of Ketchup Hit the Highway in Nevada Today

News Kid Chronic

A tractor-trailer carrying 42,000 pounds of french fry dipping goodness crashed in Nevada today. The trailer swerved to avoid a car and ended up hitting a light pole, all before crashing under an overpass that ripped the top off the truck, coating the highway with […]

Worst Pogo Stick Dismount Ever

That's Gotta Hurt Kid Chronic

Damn, poor girl just turned herself into a Popsicle! Girl Experiences Most Painful Pogo Dismount Possible – Watch More Funny Videos

Guy Freaks Out When His New Car Gets Caught in a Hail Storm

Automotive Kid Chronic

Something tells me he didn’t spring for the extra insurance… Guy Tries His Best To Save Car From Hail – Watch More Funny Videos

Naked Man Accidentally Locks Himself Out of His Hotel Room

Videos Kid Chronic

Ha! Poor guy. I would have broken the door down. He has balls of steel to walk through the lobby. “How can I have a license if I have no clothes on? I’m naked, Man!”

Party Like a Furry at the Furry Fiesta!

Events Kid Chronic

Next time you’re in Texas, check out the Furry Fiesta fandom convention!

Curling Hair Tutorial Gone Wrong

Videos Lois Lane

Here’s what NOT to do when curling your hair. Perhaps 20 seconds was too long.

The Newest Internet Fad – Gallon Smashing!

Videos Kid Chronic

Yesssss! Someone get out there and make me a gallon-smashing video in downtown Publix!

Does This Look Like the Face of a Middle School Teacher Arrested for Having Sex With Four Students?

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

Hey, Chronic Nation. Meet Beverly Hills Middle School in Texas teacher LaShawn Simmons. Simmons was busted this week when a parent found explicit Facebook messages she had sent their son.

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Does This Look Like the Face of a Guy Who Broke Into a Firehouse and Jerked Off on The Uniforms?

Daily Criminal Kid Chronic

27-year-old Louisville native Nicholas Gonzales likes to party. So much, in fact, that on a recent night out drinking, Gonzales broke into a local firehouse and pulled the uniforms out of the lockers and put them in a pile on the middle of the floor. […]

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Religion Kid Chronic

Religious people never cease to amaze me. Guy might as well go on TV and say he saw the Easter Bunny.

Men Experience What Childbirth Is Like and Prove Once Again That Women Are Stronger

TV Lois Lane

Dutch TV show hosts Dennis Storm and Valerio Zeno wanted to show that they could handle the pains of labor, so they had electrodes strapped to their abdomen to simulate childbirth. I don’t know about you, but every husband should have to experience these pains […]

Here’s a Gift Idea for that Special Lady in Your Life!

Product Kid Chronic

Give her the gift of an eternal resting place!

Home Remedies…

Health Kid Chronic

Haha…women problems.

He Was Def the Big Winner at the Track That Day…

Gifs Kid Chronic

Someone out there please tell me the story behind this gif I found on reddit. Is this fake, is it a joke, or is he really getting it in at the horse track? WTF?! I need answers, people!!!

Pope Benedict XVI To Resign on Feb. 28th

News Lois Lane

On Monday, Pope Benedict XVI announced that he will step down as the leader of the world’s 1.2 billion Roman Catholics. He will be the first pope to resign since the Middle Ages. In a statement on the Vatican Radio website, he posted that he […]

Baby Yoga is God Damn Ridiculous

Health Kid Chronic

If you’re a mom and you do this to your baby, you’re not a health nut. You’re an asshole.

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InstaBabe of the Day!

Today's InstaBabe of the Day is Amanda Vex!!!!!! If you want to be considered for InstaBabe of the day, follow PrintKiller on Instagram!
  • Ignore the concentration face haha. Second silks class ever! In loveee. Thank you @karleycottrell for being such an awesome teacher!
    2 hours ago by amandavex Ignore the concentration face haha. Second silks class ever! In loveee. Thank you @karleycottrell for being such an awesome teacher!
  • Last #repost , promise! ? tan and glowy. Favorite shot ever by the amazingly talented @dplyusnin  his every shot is absolute art.
    1 day ago by amandavex Last #repost , promise! ? tan and glowy. Favorite shot ever by the amazingly talented @dplyusnin his every shot is absolute art.
  • No one is perfect!
    1 day ago by amandavex No one is perfect!
  • @dplyusnin #repost ❤️
    1 day ago by amandavex @dplyusnin #repost ❤️
  • @austinlindsay ☺️
    2 days ago by amandavex @austinlindsay ☺️
  • Ideal. Can I relocate already? #perfect #serenity #getmeoutofvegas
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  • #kittyeyes #wingedeyeliner
    3 days ago by amandavex #kittyeyes #wingedeyeliner
  • #latex 
Photos by amazing @radiant_inc @radiant_inc @radiant_inc
    4 days ago by amandavex #latex Photos by amazing @radiant_inc @radiant_inc @radiant_inc
  • @moarsound  Futurebabydaddy.
    5 days ago by amandavex @moarsound Futurebabydaddy.
  • #baby
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  • #Chi cleans for #hideki. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ #dressup #maid #onlymybfcanseethebackofthis #chobits #anime #manga #kitty #aries #excusethedjwires
    5 days ago by amandavex #Chi cleans for #hideki. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ #dressup #maid #onlymybfcanseethebackofthis #chobits #anime #manga #kitty #aries #excusethedjwires
  • My idea of Perfection. #starcluster #astronomy #outterspace #incomparable #beauty
    1 week ago by amandavex My idea of Perfection. #starcluster #astronomy #outterspace #incomparable #beauty
  • Juicy.
    1 week ago by amandavex Juicy.
  • Thank you @grams_best  for the shout out. Go follow them for beautiful girls! @grams_best @grams_best
    1 week ago by amandavex Thank you @grams_best for the shout out. Go follow them for beautiful girls! @grams_best @grams_best

Instagramer of the Day!

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  • @nickduzitbest + @mistercap @wizkhalifa + @rawlife247 + @sapphireginusa = #FridayNight
    6 hours ago by RollingPaperDepot @nickduzitbest + @mistercap @wizkhalifa + @rawlife247 + @sapphireginusa = #FridayNight
  • That e-lighter game poppin' off. ⚡️ Use code INSTASMOKE ? rollingpaperdepot.com/Zen-E-Lighter
    9 hours ago by RollingPaperDepot That e-lighter game poppin' off. ⚡️ Use code INSTASMOKE ? rollingpaperdepot.com/Zen-E-Lighter
  • #friedday #TGIF
    11 hours ago by RollingPaperDepot #friedday #TGIF
  • ENDS TODAY!!
**Add your favorite #Wiz lyrics for an extra entry**
☁Repost this photo and tag #wizrpd for a chance to win some wiz khalifa papers and a tray!
☁Must be 18 or older and following @rollingpaperdepot and @stay_green !
☁Unlimited ammount of entries!! Tag @rawlife247 and @mistercap!
☁Giveaway ends next friday the 1st!
☁Good luck!

#staygreen #rollingpaperdepot #giveaway #cheers #dank #green #love #smoke #high #joints #rawlife247 #wedemboyz #TGOD #taylorgang #blacchollywood #Wiz #play #win #fun #games #contest #giveaway #winning
    14 hours ago by RollingPaperDepot ENDS TODAY!! **Add your favorite #Wiz lyrics for an extra entry** ☁Repost this photo and tag #wizrpd for a chance to win some wiz khalifa papers and a tray! ☁Must be 18 or older and following @rollingpaperdepot and @stay_green ! ☁Unlimited ammount of entries!! Tag @rawlife247 and @mistercap! ☁Giveaway ends next friday the 1st! ☁Good luck! #staygreen #rollingpaperdepot #giveaway #cheers #dank #green #love #smoke #high #joints #rawlife247 #wedemboyz #TGOD #taylorgang #blacchollywood #Wiz #play #win #fun #games #contest #giveaway #winning
  • See the #s? VOTE for your favorite! Then see more at rollingpaperdepot.com/Awesome-T-Shirts
    17 hours ago by RollingPaperDepot See the #s? VOTE for your favorite! Then see more at rollingpaperdepot.com/Awesome-T-Shirts
  • YEAH!! ?
    1 day ago by RollingPaperDepot YEAH!! ?
  • Now in SLIM! rollingpaperdepot.com/RAW-Unbleached-Cotton-Filters-200-Filters @rawlife247 #rawthentic #RAW #rawlife #rollyourown
    1 day ago by RollingPaperDepot Now in SLIM! rollingpaperdepot.com/RAW-Unbleached-Cotton-Filters-200-Filters @rawlife247 #rawthentic #RAW #rawlife #rollyourown
  • Found this dude on the #subway in #NYC. ?  The Cure shirt & pink knitting. Bet he's rockin' some good ol' #deathmetal in those phones too. ? He doesn't know it yet, but we're already #bestbuds. ?
    1 day ago by RollingPaperDepot Found this dude on the #subway in #NYC. ? The Cure shirt & pink knitting. Bet he's rockin' some good ol' #deathmetal in those phones too. ? He doesn't know it yet, but we're already #bestbuds. ?
  • ENDS TOMORROW!!
**Add your favorite #Wiz lyrics for an extra entry**
☁Repost this photo and tag #wizrpd for a chance to win some wiz khalifa papers and a tray!
☁Must be 18 or older and following @rollingpaperdepot and @stay_green !
☁Unlimited ammount of entries!! Tag @rawlife247 and @mistercap!
☁Giveaway ends next friday the 2nd!
☁Good luck!

#staygreen #rollingpaperdepot #giveaway #cheers #dank #green #love #smoke #high #joints #rawlife247 #wedemboyz #TGOD #taylorgang #blacchollywood #Wiz #play #win #fun #games #contest #giveaway #winning
    2 days ago by RollingPaperDepot ENDS TOMORROW!! **Add your favorite #Wiz lyrics for an extra entry** ☁Repost this photo and tag #wizrpd for a chance to win some wiz khalifa papers and a tray! ☁Must be 18 or older and following @rollingpaperdepot and @stay_green ! ☁Unlimited ammount of entries!! Tag @rawlife247 and @mistercap! ☁Giveaway ends next friday the 2nd! ☁Good luck! #staygreen #rollingpaperdepot #giveaway #cheers #dank #green #love #smoke #high #joints #rawlife247 #wedemboyz #TGOD #taylorgang #blacchollywood #Wiz #play #win #fun #games #contest #giveaway #winning
  • #highdeas ?
    2 days ago by RollingPaperDepot #highdeas ?
  • @inked_out_gondhi ➕ @mistercap ➡ #rawlife
    2 days ago by RollingPaperDepot @inked_out_gondhi ➕ @mistercap ➡ #rawlife
  • Wake up, Bake up. Would you smoke with @ganjagypsy? #wcw #stonerbabes
    3 days ago by RollingPaperDepot Wake up, Bake up. Would you smoke with @ganjagypsy? #wcw #stonerbabes
  • I see fire. ?rollingpaperdepot.com/Metal-Palms-Clipper-Lighter
?rollingpaperdepot.com/Metal-8-Ball-Clipper-Lighter
    3 days ago by RollingPaperDepot I see fire. ?rollingpaperdepot.com/Metal-Palms-Clipper-Lighter ?rollingpaperdepot.com/Metal-8-Ball-Clipper-Lighter
  • Rise & Shine! ? (Image via @rawlife247)
    4 days ago by RollingPaperDepot Rise & Shine! ? (Image via @rawlife247)
  • GIVE AWAY TIME!! **Add your favorite #Wiz lyrics for an extra entry**
☁Repost this photo and tag #wizrpd for a chance to win some wiz khalifa papers and a tray!
☁Must be 18 or older and following @rollingpaperdepot and @stay_green !
☁Unlimited ammount of entries!! Tag @rawlife247 and @mistercap!
☁Giveaway ends next friday the 2nd!
☁Good luck!

#staygreen #rollingpaperdepot #giveaway #cheers #dank #green #love #smoke #high #joints #rawlife247 #wedemboyz
    4 days ago by RollingPaperDepot GIVE AWAY TIME!! **Add your favorite #Wiz lyrics for an extra entry** ☁Repost this photo and tag #wizrpd for a chance to win some wiz khalifa papers and a tray! ☁Must be 18 or older and following @rollingpaperdepot and @stay_green ! ☁Unlimited ammount of entries!! Tag @rawlife247 and @mistercap! ☁Giveaway ends next friday the 2nd! ☁Good luck! #staygreen #rollingpaperdepot #giveaway #cheers #dank #green #love #smoke #high #joints #rawlife247 #wedemboyz

InstaLame of the Day!

Today's InstaLame of the Day is PDQ - If Your Going to Come to Fort Lauderdale to Sell Chicken Tenders, Then They Need to at Least be Better Than Publix's! Yours Aren't Even close!!! Also Who Wants a Half Full Little Cardboard Box of Fries, When Five Guys Gives You a Full Brown Bag Across the Street!!! !!! If you know someone who is InstaLame tag us in their comments @PrintKiller on Instagram!
  • Introducing our newest addition to the shake family. #PDQ
    15 hours ago by pdqfreshfood Introducing our newest addition to the shake family. #PDQ
  • Taste what everyone is talking about! Happy #NationalChickenTendersDay!
    6 days ago by pdqfreshfood Taste what everyone is talking about! Happy #NationalChickenTendersDay!
  • It tastes just like the real thing. Come and get it before it's gone! #PDQ
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  • Hey foodies, share your #PDQFreshFood photos for a chance to be featured in our stores!
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  • 10 days left of #YearofFresh! You still have time to enter to win #PDQ for a year! EatPDQ.com/YearofFresh
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  • Long drive today? Make a pit stop, the crispy turkey sandwich is waiting for you. ‪#‎PDQ‬
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  • Rocking #PDQ sunglasses on #NationalSunglassesDay! #tbt
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  • Lunch Break! #PDQ
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  • Lots of chickens here at our Grand Opening on Waters Avenue in Tampa today. The fun continues until 10 pm tonight.
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  • No, you're not dreaming! Visit www.eatpdq.com/YearofFresh today for your chance to win PDQ for a Year! #YearofFresh #PDQ
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  • BOGO Tenders July 4-6! #PDQ #BOGO #4thofJuly
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  • Our Team Members have on their #PDQ shades for #NationalSunglassesDay. Show us your wackiest pair and receive half off all day!
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  • You still have time to find your wackiest sunglasses and receive half off any item tomorrow! We can't decide! #NationalSunglassesDay #PDQ
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