Facebook Stock is Lower than Snooki’s Panties After a Giant Margarita

Before you go invest your whole piggy bank in Facebook, you might want to consider the little girl’s lemonade stand down the street, the shoe-shine guy at the airport, or the vegetable guy on the side of the road, because all of them will give you a better return on your money than the social network we all know and love. Facebook is now the second worst IPO of the year, with shares down an astonishing 43%. The drop is so steep that some people think Facebook’s brand may be damaged forever. Not sure if that’s true, but I can guarantee their investor pool is growing smaller by the minute. Someone desperately needs to jump in and turn this thing around for the Book, but it doesn’t seem like Facebook has anyone on staff that can do it. [USAToday]


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